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J_Berg

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Ahh now that I've reeled you in cuz you thought ahh tis me with a fine sex life... Who's had sex with a girl on her period. Like a girlfriend. Cuz my girls been in poland for a month, is home for 6 days, of which she most likely will be on her period and then she's off to college. D1 volleyball.. Anyway is it that bad. Wanna give her the ole 1 2 fuckaroo before we go off to school.

Side note. We regularly have great sex.

Side note 2. She shreds. No big deal
 
My sex life is hood. That's an inside joke. HA

For real, you will be fine. Iv'e been there done that. A little blood never killed anyone. Just watch out for those AIDS...
 
My girlfriend is on her period for on average 6 out of every 30 days, that's 20% of the time, I'm not going to spend 20% of the month not having sex.

Would I recommend going down town on her, probably not, but I mean, it'd be stupid not to get a little sexy time going on.
 
topic:J_Berg said:
Ahh now that I've reeled you in cuz you thought ahh tis me with a fine sex life... Who's had sex with a girl on her period. Like a girlfriend. Cuz my girls been in poland for a month, is home for 6 days, of which she most likely will be on her period and then she's off to college. D1 volleyball.. Anyway is it that bad. Wanna give her the ole 1 2 fuckaroo before we go off to school.

Side note. We regularly have great sex.

Side note 2. She shreds. No big deal
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I started reading the beginning then decide that I hate you.

You sound like a retarded pirate.
 
1 - Lay a towel down over your sheets

2 - Never turn on any lights (otherwise you will find a murder scene)

3 - Be very drunk

It might have just been a personal experience but I was not prepared for the amount of blood that would ensue. I came into it knowing the girl was on her period but I thought it was no big deal. Just be ready to take a shower haha.

Is this is a troll thing?
 
13465955:cultrara said:
Bone in the shower. Just make sure you have good footing.
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13465964:cultrara said:
Nice! Another great thing to have is two shower heads. Otherwise, someone is getting cold.
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Or you could have a high power shower head with a flexible hose and have the girl use it to prep/clean herself up and not have to fuck in the shower standing up.
 
Repent after me I have had no less than 3 sexual acts with many a (fe)male in my 50 Mile radius that I occupy on another note I buried them under the floor of a shipping container.
 
13466237:connecticunt said:
When the river runs red take the dirt road home, am I right?
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dirt road eh? Ideally straight muddy, kinda gets stuck on you until you wash off the mud properly
 
13465936:theabortionator said:
I started reading the beginning then decide that I hate you.

You sound like a retarded pirate.
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Arr, nothin' like a good ol' fashion 1-2-fuckaroo matey. I'll surely be claimin' my share of the bootey. Arr, X marks the spot it does
 
If she's down for it why wouldn't you?

Lay down a towel, and have at it.

I don't understand why people make such a big deal about it.
 
Cleanup before (her), laydown towel (or in shower). USE CONDOM TO PROTECT PEEHOLE. Clean up afterwards.

So yes; fucking do it you pussy.
 
13466412:AR7rider. said:
You still have a good sex life with "el pussy"?
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i logged in simply because i saw you post in here and wanted to say, good to see you again sir......and fuck her, what are you 12? its a little bit of fucking blood big fucking deal
 
13466980:savvy_ski said:
how the fuck are people ignoring this post
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i didn't ignore it. i downvoted it only because it was hard to read, i wanted to throw up no joke.
 
Wow a bunch of old people I haven't seen in a while jumping in the thread Yeah I've done it really not that big of a deal, if it grosses you out that much wear a condom and put down a towle.
 
I understand not being down to have a one night stand with a girl on her period but if shes your girlfriend and you're still too grossed out to have sex then I don't know how you can call yourself a man. That's disgraceful. Put a towel down if you care about the bedsheets and get to work.
 
Put a towl down on the bed, periods typically don't have too much blood, more of a steady leak then a bunch at once. It's really not that bad, just make sure she's comforrable with it & don't jackhammer.
 
"Dick her"

"Take the dirt road home"

*insert picture of mexican girl saying "Why can't we have both?"*

ya either way just go with the shower route, or so i've heard (unfortunately)
 
What others have said. She's been in Europe for the past month. Use a condom, you probably weren't the last one to hit that

Also idk, I love it when licking my girl is like putting my tongue on a battery. That ting is great---and probably comes from the iron in the blood..
 
13467367:safarisam said:
Put a towl down on the bed, periods typically don't have too much blood, more of a steady leak then a bunch at once. It's really not that bad, just make sure she's comforrable with it & don't jackhammer.
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It's not his girl's fault if she has a heavy flow and a wideset vagina.
 
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