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Am i the only one who felt grimes as princess peach on snl over the weekend was the most fuckmenow of all time?

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Elon musk was great too but as ns’s token heterosexual i gotta say peach was the apple of my eye.
 
14287944:DolansLebensraum said:
Am i the only one who felt grimes as princess peach on snl over the weekend was the most fuckmenow of all time?

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Elon musk was great too but as ns’s token heterosexual i gotta say peach was the apple of my eye.
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dolan and peach - power couple of 2021
 
14287988:ski_salmon69 said:
dolan and peach - power couple of 2021
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Haha.

the concept of a power couple is pretty cool.

like elon you would think would not be able to avoid completely overmatching almost any female bc he is smart/good looking/rich and you would think grimes would have the same problem being good looking/somewhat rich and assuming she makes her own music, smart.

but if you put elon and grimes together its like they balance eachother so it works. Its kind of cool to think about.

But if youre a chadsexual disgrace like Ashton kutcher you get shafted with total fucking garbage.

That being said elons first wife was a total embarrassment.

**This post was edited on May 11th 2021 at 1:23:53am
 
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This photo is for everyone who doesn't yet have a boner

And for my girls and / or homos

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When I was in 7th grade I started smoking weed, every morning I'd get stoned half asleep riding on the bus ti school something about being in the back of the bus I'd get a stiffy every time thinking how can I get this thing ti deflate then be walking off the bus holding my pack in front of it.
 
14288358:zues said:
reasoning behind this comment?
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It's not even the fact that he has so many workers rights violations filed against his companies and that hes just generally a hypocrite, it's just that he's so painfully unfunny. He just posts whatevers on the front page of Reddit on his twitter and says 69 and 420 a lot.
 
14288354:little1337 said:
Fuck Elon Musk
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14288358:zues said:
reasoning behind this comment?
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14288367:little1337 said:
It's not even the fact that he has so many workers rights violations filed against his companies and that hes just generally a hypocrite, it's just that he's so painfully unfunny. He just posts whatevers on the front page of Reddit on his twitter and says 69 and 420 a lot.
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I was on jeremy clarksons side in the early days when elon sued top gear uk for shitting all over the original tesla.

but now adays i cant hate elon. He has like 170 billion reasons to give a fuck about what people think of him and he still doesnt.

if i was super rich i would be just as unpc and outspoken as he is.

and he has no problem talking shit about the government when they try to fuck with him.

i know the conceited government mentality.

Imagine the SEC agents phonecall with Musk:

-“hey hows it going buddy my name is Mr Shrader and im Chief Prosecutorial

Chair for the SEC of the United States, do you go by elon?”

-“No, you can call me Mr. Musk. Also im going to be calling you by your first name which is hank, otherwise you can fuck off and talk to my lawyers”

-“hey now elon my boy dont get upset, you dont want the SEC to start nosing around your business do you?”

-“ i could list thousands of things i care about more than the fatherfucking SEC, hank. Things like “building a viable electric car”, or “building spaceships that will take humans to mars”. What do you do down at the SEC hank? What is it that earns you 80,000$ a year and driving a 20 yr old honda civic?”

-“now you listen here, elon, i took a job for the US government because i wanted to serve the country, not for the salary i receive. I do very important work. If i was in the private sector i would probably be a billionaire just like you. Thats how awesome U.S. government employees are. We would all be billionaires if we worked in the private sector just like you Elon, but we are better people so we chose to work for the government.”

-“yes im sure you would hank. Hey so you like handing out punishments that serve the interest of the country right, agent hank? Well maybe you should consider killing your parents as punishment for giving birth to an entitled fucking chimpanzee that thinks it could become a billionaire if it wanted to be. I mean God forbid you let your parents get away with that crime! Haha.”

-”b-b-but!”

-“goodbye mr hanky”

*CLICK*

If you havent noticed, Dolan cant stand entitlement of any sort. That goes for some 85 iq government agent acting like they are entitled to talking down to a billionaire with a 170 iq who is trying to help humanity with his inventions....

for fuck sake.
 
14289224:DolansLebensraum said:
I was on jeremy clarksons side in the early days when elon sued top gear uk for shitting all over the original tesla.

but now adays i cant hate elon. He has like 170 billion reasons to give a fuck about what people think of him and he still doesnt.

if i was super rich i would be just as unpc and outspoken as he is.

and he has no problem talking shit about the government when they try to fuck with him.

i know the conceited government mentality.

Imagine the SEC agents phonecall with Musk:

-“hey hows it going buddy my name is Mr Shrader and im Chief Prosecutorial

Chair for the SEC of the United States, do you go by elon?”

-“No, you can call me Mr. Musk. Also im going to be calling you by your first name which is hank, otherwise you can fuck off and talk to my lawyers”

-“hey now elon my boy dont get upset, you dont want the SEC to start nosing around your business do you?”

-“ i could list thousands of things i care about more than the fatherfucking SEC, hank. Things like “building a viable electric car”, or “building spaceships that will take humans to mars”. What do you do down at the SEC hank? What is it that earns you 80,000$ a year and driving a 20 yr old honda civic?”

-“now you listen here, elon, i took a job for the US government because i wanted to serve the country, not for the salary i receive. I do very important work. If i was in the private sector i would probably be a billionaire just like you. Thats how awesome U.S. government employees are. We would all be billionaires if we worked in the private sector just like you Elon, but we are better people so we chose to work for the government.”

-“yes im sure you would hank. Hey so you like handing out punishments that serve the interest of the country right, agent hank? Well maybe you should consider killing your parents as punishment for giving birth to an entitled fucking chimpanzee that thinks it could become a billionaire if it wanted to be. I mean God forbid you let your parents get away with that crime! Haha.”

-”b-b-but!”

-“goodbye mr hanky”

*CLICK*

If you havent noticed, Dolan cant stand entitlement of any sort. That goes for some 85 iq government agent acting like they are entitled to talking down to a billionaire with a 170 iq who is trying to help humanity with his inventions....

for fuck sake.
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Prolly against some rule for a 13 year old to speak on this matter but my dick has gotten progressively more limp throughout reading this thread.
 
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