Who else isn't sleeping tonight?

doritos

doritos

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I haven't been able to sleep on Christmas Eve since I was about five when Santa got me all worked up, and now I'm 18 and still can't do it for some reason. Thus, I plan to fill the next 8 hours before my family wakes up with NS love (given the nature of this post, however, probably more like NS hate...) Either way, Merry Christmas, let's keep each other entertained.
 
i am going to eat santa's cookies and milk before he does and replace it with soy crackers and rotten milk to catch my pappy stealing santas goods.
 
Yeah, my entire first post was actually just a cover-up for my true mission of FINALLY SEEING SANTA. He won't escape me this year, I got NoDoz, and that fucker's got nothing.
 
fuck. i guess not for real. my computer clock is set at midnight now. i guess my timing is off
 
Eh, my clock is off... this is pretty sweet though, I've managed to subscribe to enough threads that by the time I check updates on one five more have been responded to. Hope that continues throughout the night...

So, whatall is everyone doing?

 
So my roommate is a virgin and he has a girl who will totally take care of that but she lives about three hours from him and his car broke on the way home... I asked him if he could borrow his parents and he keeps making excuses as to why he isn't able to go up and visit her... He kinda likes his World of Warcraft and I think he's just too lazy to do it.

So... I called his house randomly a few minutes ago(it's only 10 there), introduced myself to his mom and presented my case and tried to convince her to let my roommate borrow the car to visit this girl. She tried to play it off like she thought it was funny, but basically she owned me. Now my roommate is ripshit at me.

True story.

 
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