WHo else is having the worst christmass ever?

M

montageskier

Active member
Last night I went to Mcdonalds and got some food. I wake up today with food poisioning. I have ate, showered, or barley drank anything because whenever I do, I throw up. And I have to go to my girlfriends in 2 hours and hang out with her family, and do christmas because shes going away for 3 days. I didnt even end up doing christmas with my family.
 
u should prob just take it easy, dont do anything at all.

i got pretty sick a couple days ago and i still havent gotten better cause i keep drinking and smoking cigs
 
i am out with a broken collar for the whole break, as well as 2 weeks before. my dad was going to let me go ride for a bit today but then decided not to at the last minute (toootally got my hopes up). im also leaving for florida in a few days. not that thats a bad thing but i would much rather ski. and who wants to spend christmas break somewhere warm?
 
my parents didnt stop yelling at me since i got home.... been shitty until i dipped a bunch of fresh lobster in cannnibutter that fucked me up and then i stopped caring so i just whipped out a 6 of some heiniken about to go face 3 of those in the hot tub
 
My family spent the entire day in sad conversation about my grandmother who is dying of cancer, even while opening presents. So fucking depressing. I got drunk.
 
if you're bitching about your gf leaving for three days, i'm going to beat you to death with my cock. try living 3 1/2 hours away from your fiancee and seeing her twice a month for a year.

puking kinda sucks, though, so i feel you there.
 
Same thing happened to my dad over thanksigiving, except it was Burger King. He pretty much puked for a solid day and then went to the hospital for fluids, then had to drive 5 hours to come see us.
 
last year over spring break in PC i got super sick after like 1 day of skiing. i couldnt even drink water without throwing up. sucked...
 
i was supposed to be at home, but i got sick of my parents fighting.

so i left. im driving to my familie's other house to spend christmas alone.
 
aawww that sucks. I hate to bring the sun back to this cult, but I'm having an alright Christmas. Except I kinda broke my skies. That sucked. Plus I'm broke because I bought to many people presents.
 
my bro's flight from amsterdam got like delayed in maine or something because some guy on the flight was sick, and then the flight had problems miraculously right after it landed, and there arent any flights tonight or tommorow back to portland that have a seat open, so he isnt coming for like 3 days at the minimum and thats if we are lucky, sucks.
 
yeah mine's been pretty shitty

i got my wisdom teeth out on friday, so i've been all swollen and ornery since then, and today i went to a family christmas party and stepped on a nail. it went 1 cm into my foot and hurts like hell. fack!
 
last christmas i woke up with appendicitis, opened presents and then layed on the couch doubled over in pain. went to the hospital and got that bitch removed.

hopefully this one will be better...
 
my family is totally split up and all over the place right now, my mom is the only one im spending christmas eve with and she is working all day tommorow

so that sucks... i think i might go skiing tommorow though, so it will be alright

 
here ya loud and clear! My camera just broke, and i aint got more to my name then next months rent! YIKES.
 
congrats on being a complete dick. this guy is having a completely shitty christmas, and then you come at him with (what im sure you think is) witty response. really, thanks for helping. can everyone please rate this guy a 2 or 3 for karma?
 
my christmas has actually been pretty dope, i've been out of school for a whole week and still have another week left, i got 4 dope hoodies, 59fifys, xbox 360, new plasma TV, and $150 in cash in which i'll spend half of that at foot locker tomorrow.. gotta re-up on my tees.
 
hold strong man, and spend the most time with her now. my grandpa passed away just a couple years ago of cancer and it's times like these on the holidays when everyone's together and during ski season, he loved skiing, that I'll miss him the most. I know how hard it can be on everyone, just hang in there.
 
I'll be alright, thanks. :) its actually my first christmas where i dont have to listen to them bitch to each other.

Merry christmas everyone!

(PS: Im in kentucky..)
 
haha rejecttttted....

My apologies to everyone who isn't having a good christmas, Merry christmas to all
 
aw im sorry, food poisioning sucks! i got it when i was staying at my friends house and i threw chile up all over the place....so i feel your pain. i hope your new years is better than your christmas!
 
I tore some cartilage in my chest yesterday. I then got fucking glocked with the worst chest cold i have ever had last night. I did not sleep, had a rediculous fever to which i was nearly blacking out and becoming delusional, and coughjed up what looked like hunks of brain all night. I had the worst chills of my life, and slept under a -7C sleeping bag and a huge down comforter, and still shivered hard all night. didnt feel to dope on the torn cartilage. Anywyas, so now i am at home while my entire family is opening presents at my grandmas. This has been the worst christmas to date.
 
i ate a cashew last night and had to go to the hospital and get an iv and i had to stay there till midnight and in the waiting room of the hospital i puked on the floor and then later i puked again into a thing for puking into and my dad spilled it all on me.

i still cant eat
 
I'm sorry, thats harsh. Same kind of situation but my parents are divorced so they each bitch to me about the other. Yay I think I'm going to court about it.
 
so my parents paid 300 fer some armadas 2 months ago...said mary christmas then

i woke up to....

2 pairs a wool socks

3 XL white tees

nice presents....but lame morning to wake up too

 
dude... your dad spilled a bunch of puke on you? i realize that sucks and all, but it also paints an incredibly hilarious mental image, so please excuse my side-splitting laughter.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top