Who else ended up going to bed on Valentines Day cold and alone?

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i fuckin hate vaneltines day. its the anti-holiday. last year i was in a pretty good relationshilp and it ended because of v-day. i didnt buy enough shit and go far enough out of my way. it makes chicks nuts and i dread it every year. this time around im almost happy being alone.
 
well im spending the night with PALMela HANDerson.
but i want someone and they dont like me and it sucks and listen to my feelings
 
I am miserable and alone and I have Cancer, I guess I shouldn't have been a negative asshole for the past 10 years. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I AM ONLY 21 BUT I AM GOING TO FUCKING DIE ALONE!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK GOD!!! YOU FUCKING CUNTRAG!!! FUCK YOU
 
so you got some when you were 11? that must have been awkward, were you scared? what did she look like, were you a cold bitter bastard then? how much did you have to pay her? did you get it up? did you cramp? over or under 3 minutes? my guess is under. get a dog and stop bitching to us about how shitty your life is.
 
I went to be cold and alone but that's because I forgot to close my window and if I had had someone else in my bed I would have been in a lot of trouble with my boarding school.. Plus our beds are kind of small for two people!
 
My gf got me Flyers tickets for V-day so suck it. Also had filet and lobster tail for dinner after hiking and snowboarding/sledding all day. Pretty warm and fuzzy over here.
 
Well better alone and cold than warm and broke like me. Roses+Dinner+Gifts= no effing money.

Fuck Valentines day.
 
i was alone but i was plenty warm and comfy and i'm not gonna go bitch about a fake holiday and wish i had a companion
 
I had a wild night. The party started around 8, when I began to get a splitting headache. I decided to try to nap it off. Around 9, the party got real good - I woke up from my nap just in time to sprint to the bathroom and puke.

The rest of my night consisted of puking 3 more times, and getting the runs 4 separate times. Curse you, gastroenteritis.
 
exactly what I tired to do, but then I realized I drank to much and ended up blacking out and apparently making this thread on NS then going to bed alone
 
i went to a fancy italian restaraunt for vday and left a balla tip. i was feeling quite generous.
i went to bed way too drunk and stoked on life. good fucking day
 
If she broke up with you because you didn't buy her enough shit that should be a sure sign that she wasn't truly into you. Stay far away from shallow materialistic girls like this.
 
Hey we're doing pretty good right meow. Beat the piss out of the devils and them canadians the last 4 games so again I say.........................suck it. No really I haven't been to any sports games in philly since like 85 or so when schmidt was on the phillies.
 
haha i'm just giving you a hard time, man. i'm a pens fan myself so it's kinda required that i job flyers fans every once in a while.i'm actually glad to see the flyers doing well again. they're annoying as all hell to play against but it makes for some great games
 
Blessed is he with a hand and an internet connection!

You see.... with these....theres no bullshit cuddles or small talk to worry about; no stupid valetines day having to buy material crap that the bitch expects you to get, which you buy begrudgingly cos you feel you have to and not cos you want to (defeating the whole object of the event)...... nooooooo, just a quick hasle free fix and back to the important things in life > SKIING
 
me and the lady made grilled cheese w/ tomato soup and watched the olympics on tv while cuddling. the only good valentines day i've ever had
 
I banged this chick on saturday night.. woke up the next morning to find out she lived at home with her parents.. It was cool though, they made Bacon and Eggs.

True story.
 
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