Who doesn't like a makeout sess followed up by their dog puking on their gf?

J

Jaskittin

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So yeah, its christmas, got some new shit, feeling happy, girlfriends comin over, feeling happier. So we pretend to watch shanghai six in my basement, and then when its over she looks down, "Uh oh, something spilled." I look down, "Oh shit." Well my amazing dog somehow managed to puke all over the fucking place without us hearing or noticing, and got some on her coat. Like seriously, this is the kind of puke I have seen at partys, like disgusting, chunky yellow puke. Hey, what a way to end a christmas you know? Making out to the enchanting aroma of vomit. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
 
You fucking lucky bastard, my girlfriend wouldn't watch shanghai 6 with me if her life depended on it
 
Oldest trick in the book. Make a big deal about wanting to watch something... pay absolutely no attention to it. She'll dig that, works every time
 
haha mine just hates skiing in general. probably because she doesn't like me getting hurt, and when i tried to teach her, she was scared to death. So if i put in a movie called shanghai 6, i'd have to tell her it was a karate movie or something.
 
haha well witt, she's what you'd call a freak. She's the hottest girl I have ever been with. She keeps me coming back for more.

And she's just an over all nice girl to be around. I trust her more than any of my friends actually.

and i clicked on the wrong one ad messaged that to you by accident. I'm still a little toasted from tonight.
 
skiing is everything for sure. even if you have a sprained ankle and are supposed to stay off of it for 6 weeks. you still go skiing.
 
^ok, well then when you can't get a girlfriend because you refuse to break away from skiing, don't come bitching with your right hand falling off.
 
hahaa, that sucks, but iguess its cool too.

and yea, skiing is def. not everything, its a part of everything. if you close doors to everything but skiing, your missing out. skiin is my fav thing in the world, no doubt, but theres alot of shit thats just as amazing, and it sucks to be you if you wont reccognize that.
 
dat shit be hella funny! yo fool dis one time my moms cat puked on tha carpet so i kicked dat stupid muthafucka stright across tha room.
 
i was making out with that girl two days ago in her room and she has two dogs. so i was lying on her bed with her sitting on me and her dogs came in and started to lick my feet. she was really into kissing me and stuff but im so ticklish and i just couldnt stop laughing.
 
my dog kinda made out with me...I was just jammin' on the floor with my mouth open and he put his tongue in my mouth, that was weird
 
maybe your views on life such as your icon may show why you dont have a girlfriend... whitepower; pretty low dude
 
it is to me if i didn't have skiing (or NS) I would be a straight A student, have a girlfriend, wouldn't be pissed at my parents cus they won't stop bugging me about homework but I wouldn't have my friends or have as much fun
 
i like how everyone here rags on me because I say skiing isn't everything. When you have to live on your own and pay for your own meals and actually live a life its not, yet I still ride 3 times more then any of you.
 
i was having sex with my old gf in my room when my dog came in and ate half of her underwear it was awesome ive never laughed harder
 
Yea dude, last time I went skiing I jammed my thumb real hard and couldnt hold my pole, so I just skied with one pole for the rest of the day, it hurt like hell to grab though, whatever.
 
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