"then you gotta throw in some gang gestuers and some armsteez, then yous a treu nigga!"
but hi, my name is ted and im 15 years old. i like to ski and bike, o and im a chronic masturbater. im currently in long island for my grandmas funeral. my brother is going to college next year, and i wont be able to drive so i have no ride to go skiing! how fun!
i got an e-mail and it said your 1 of 5 finalists to go to dave murray snowboard camp in whistler, call us when you see this and if your the first person with [a bunch of random info] then you win! the e-mail was sent about 34 mins prior, but ididnt have money for airfare, so i turned down a free offer to go to summer camp.
cheers!