Whitty Comebacks

Alpine3

Alpine3

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idk about everyone else but.... "oh yeah? well ur gayer!" doesn't really work as good as it used to
 
u just gotta same something that doesnt really make sense but be confident about what ur saying. that usually makes people feel like they're inferior because they cant figure it out, even though u cant either.

or make out with them
 
just say whatever they said but tell them that their face is that.

"your gay"

"your face is gay"

you cant really beat that.
 
ohh word.

and then if they say "ur face is gayer" u can just say "urs is the gayest" and u cant go above that. pretty much the greatest game plan known for comebacks
 
guy- "hey, wanna go on a date sometime?"

girl- "ewww, no!"

guy- "aww, c'mon, i lowered my standards a bit, lower yours..."
 
dude: u suck man!

you: Not as much as u blow and how many gallons u swallow.

Dude: (tells a giant story expecting u to laugh at it and go crazy)

You: sweet dude...

^ that pisses ppl off.

Dude: (says something about how they are scared. or something about lowering themselve to a womenly status. like ex " ow my nails hurt or lets go tan.)

You: Ya you want me to get u tampons also?
 
what's better is after some elaborate story somebody tells, you say, "wow, good story. You should write that down man." That'll piss em off.
 
don't resort to stupid "you suck lots of semen!" comebacks because they aren't creative and are boring and make you look like your 12. Just think of a random vegetable, and then think of something on their face, and put them together. For example, carrot nose, asparagus eyebrows, or something like that. It shuts people up every time
 
best come back right here

gay kid - you're the dumbest kid ever

you - ya well guess what.. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

gay kid - *eyes glaze over*

you - *walk away in victory*
 
do what my friend did

little kid: you have brown and black hair

friend: yeah, well your parents don't love you
 
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haha i say "thats what she said" all the time! or "thats not what i heard!" ...or if the stroy really sucks i say "wow great story tell it agian"hehe....and if i tell a story that not everyone thinks as exciting as i do....then i say "and then i found $20" it always makes a story good.
 
excuse me, are you aware that i am rubber and that you are glue and that everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?

or a solid "kind of like your face" is sufficient.

but mostly i think you either have comebacks, or you dont. its not something that can be taught.
 
you can just name a witty comeback, wit comes in the heat of battle and taking what they said/something about them and throwing it right back at them
 
the face thing really doesn't work unless you do what the characters on scrubs do. if someone says something bad they just say yeah, well so's your face!
 
cool story hansle but instead use there name

or just call em fat

or just yell "im gay!" and they will stop talking (warning do not use around gay people)
 
i've had 6 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. i'm really in awe as to how i opperate heavy machinery at work...
 
if the person who says something gay to me is black i just say haha YOUR BLACK. it works well too because there are like 4 black kids in my school total and they know the rednecks will curbstomp or truck their asses for free.
 
hahaha those are good. i usually say stuff like,

ur face (and repeat what they say)

variations of youre mom

and other random stuff that doesnt really fit the situation
 
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