White men cant jump

AppSkier

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Im sick today and im sitting at home, watching this on comedy central. its pretty good.

'Surrender pronto, or we will level toronto.'- Canadian Bacon
 
why is it hard to believe he is actually a good player?? is kevin costner really good at golf???? yes indeed he is

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
speaking of kevin costner, he lived 4 houses down from me awhile ago. now he hates my town, because everyone was being friendly and he was fucking jackass. true story.

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that was a killer movie!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
well i could picture kevin costner being good at golf becuase hes white, basketball is a different type of sport..sorry lateralis if i was wrong in your mind..

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how cool would it be if the whole movie was about some dude who literally couldnt jump. then at the end he jumped and when he landed his fat friend exploded.

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dpoii, thats just because of stereotypes, everyone assumes that black people are better at basketball and white people are better at hockey and etc... but if its in you and you have the gift then it dont matter what color you are or what size

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I love that movie it is so funny

that was the best masturbation session ive ever had. Ice-is-scary

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers
 
my bad lateralis, it was kinda a joke i know what u mean though, i was expecting the less serious version of u haha

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ive been heading in the seriousness lately, i dont know why,

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
speaking of woody allen..... natural born killers was on a little while ago, kind of off subject of white man can't jump... but this movie is crazy, everytime i watch it its like i see something i didnt see before

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