White Girl Problems

[dreadyboy]

I've long since gotten rid of my wallet, all my cards and cash fit perfectly in that little pocket above your right pocket, receipts and shit go in the back pockets.

 

[BlackCupid]

I just overheard my sister saying this:

"I set my alarm clock 20 minutes early this morning so that I could study, but I spent so long picking out my outfit that I didn't get to study at all."

 

[hot.pocket]

I won a 3 day pass to EDC in Las Vegas this year and get to go! But just lost the girl I was planning on trying to take with me.

#depressingshiteverywhere

 

[geteducated]

too piss of their fathers.

 

[geteducated]

off their father's.

 

[hot.pocket]

I seriously read this and started laughing, crying, and smiling at the same time somehow thank you!

10/10

 

[hot.pocket]

But seriously, about that blowjob you offered...

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

 

[Deluge]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[RonaldReagan]

PROBLEM SOLVED

 

[caliskigirl]

Lots of white girl problems....

http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem

 

[TechnoPotamus]

quoting myself for emphasis.

this annoys me even more now than it did months ago. i'd break every phone and laptop over the heads of people who tag their BS with that line if i could.

HATERS GONNA HATE

 

[bigbromskier]

I can't decide if daddy should buy me the red Jetta or the red Focus! aslfjlasdjflasdjfl;asdf!

 

[Finnbear]

When the shampoo runs out faster than the conditioner and i have to buy more shampoo....