White elephant gift ideas?

[twsnow22]

I lack creativity and time currently.. who has some good ideas for a white elephant gift?

 

[iFlip]

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[timmi]

assorted vegetation, perhaps access to a natural spring?

 

[iSmokeweed]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!?!?

 

[theabortionator]

Racist

 

[Tinga]

do you have a spending limit?

I've always thought a nose hair trimmer would be a good one.

 

[Round-Four]

porn dvds are always fun

 

[JAHpow]

A shirt with SWAG on the front and YOLO on the back

 

[_Garagely_]

A dildo

 

[ironic]

Glow in the dark stars?

 

[cornholio]

dickinabox

 

[cornholio]

whats the budget OP?

 

[CheddarJack]

How serious is the group of people? This is the number one deciding factor on what to get.

Gag gifts are always good when the swap is purely for entertainment.

For example,

last time I was in one with a bunch of friends I gave a 12 inch dark brown sausage in clear packaging. Got some laughs. The receiver, who was a dude, was actually stoked after he got over the innuendo part cuz he really liked sausages.

 

[twsnow22]

I think the limit is 10-20ish.. the people are mostly mellow college students, but I don't want to be too crude or tacky.. Keep the ideas coming these are great.

 

[skiminnesota]

i got a knockoff snuggie.

jokes on my aunt though, i use it as a blanket on my bed.

 

[SlimDunkin.]

30 rack

 

[theabortionator]

A tenth of the mahls

 

[SlimDunkin.]

Unless you have chronic molly you wouldn't feel shit off a tenth, OP at least throw for 3 points

 

[alvy.]

lambskin condoms

 

[Bread_Fish]

dildo