Whistler is fucked!

Lateralis

Lateralis

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what the hell? how could there jsut be a land slide all the sudden? it is a freekin mountain, not like its a cave or somthing that could cave in. i mean, clearly it is real, but i dont understand. i guess the town itself isnt in real danger, just the parking lot they talk about?

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that could potentially suck.

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ouch,..man this winter isnt lookin too good for ski hills, Marles closed wit no snow, Whistlers gunna close Sugarloafs closed.

HOLY FUCK WHUT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO!

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That could be nasty, aren't those things pretty unpredictable like earthqukes?

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'the westcoast is having the crappyiest season this year'

speak for yourself. california already has gotten 400 inches this season . . . it's all icing on the cake from here on out

 
FUCK! I live in Whistler!

thanks stef!

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good old central canada is the place to be. nothing can get us here muahahha except for a tornado but thats highly unlikely here

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to the person going to whistler in 3 days... don't. go to California instead because ALL of BC is getting shit. I live in North BC and we were +10 for a week. All the snow is gone. You can imagine how Vancouver is...

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''That could be nasty, aren't those things pretty unpredictable like earthqukes?''

they can predict earthquakes

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im not reading all of everything but i looked at that title. its true. my friend, who lives up there... on his own island in nita lake... his dad was talking a lot about that. so basically, the whole thing could just go, and its very possible.

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ooh wow..a landslide..big fucking deal.

Weren't the parking lots designed as debris flow fields just in case this was to happen? I do believe so.

This consultant is just trying to panic people and make a name for himself. Another alarmist article designed to sell newspapers. Problems like this one come up all the time; they're part of living and playing in mountain terrain. What's next, an article about the avalanche risks of certain in-bounds terrain before ski patrol bombs the shit out of it? It's time for the press to stop worrying people for nothing.

Get a fucking life.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

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jarossamdb7 'They can predict earthquakes'

umm, not quite, but thanks for playing.

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Yeah no shit, if they could predict earthquakes then wouldn't we have had some idea about the tsunami or the 2003 Iran earthquake you fuckhead

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do they have any specific area that could be the problem?That place is the shit!!!

.................at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls. I banged this chick so hard one time..she had to adjust her cant.
 
i dont think a parking lot will do much to 'flow' a fucken mountain nicely. its a fucken large piece of concrete a few hundred yards wide and long and you got a fucken side of a mountain thats fucken ginormous. thats like a cat having a house fall on it

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This type of thing could happen tomorrow or in 1000 years. You know how many other major natural disasters geologists have predicted will happen? Quite a lot. I'll just explain one for you, Mt. Rainier is going to eventually produce a devastating volcano, but before this there will be a massive earthquake, and after all that a tsunami will follow. It's all quite unpredictable though.

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dudes its gonna start snowing again on friday and next week the temperatures are going back to normal and seasonal. That landslide is not a gonna happen tomorow its just a potential risk for Whistler and the olympics, so dont worry. And go to california, you'll have more fun, although I heard it was raining in tahoe yesterday.

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i bet intrawest would capitlize on the landslide by makinga sweet ass mud park and mud pipe fore mtn boards and off road razor scooters.

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the whole world could explode. we dont know

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^you're a funny guy, but that doesn't make you anything near intelligent.

Look, here's the deal. Yes, there could be a landslide tomorrow at Whistler. Yes, it could very well kill people. Ya know what? There could be landslides anywhere on the way to Whistler, from North Van on, through west van, lions bay, furry creek, and on and on. Don't forget about flooding in Squampton, and pemberton as well. Oh, and a giant earthquake could very well level Vancouver. Maybe tomorrow, maybe 300 years from now, maybe never.

THESE ARE THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT WHEN YOU LIVE IN MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN. If you don't, you're a fucking idiot. It's like thinking 'hey, I'm gonna go ski some backcountry lines, but I'll be safe without a beacon, shovel, probe, and the knowledge to use them correctly as well as the knowledge to properly assess snow conditions and weather'.

Lateralis, it's clear that you lack a some media literacy skills. I suggest brushing up on your reading comprehension and critical analysis skills. This article isn't news, it isn't anything other people haven't written about; it's someone's attempt at becoming 'famous', at least in their fields. Too bad every single first and second year student at UBC and SFU who's taken a geography class has done the 'Sea to Sky landslide potential tour', and that hiking black tusk to learn about the dangers of mountainous terrain is something that most of the people I know who went through the BC high school system did in grade 10.

I'd also suggest that you go to Whistler and maybe have a good time, because your comments make it ABUNDANTLY clear that you've never been. To give you an idea of what we're talking about, the parking lots probably cover more area than your town does. Think about it.

This thread is retarded.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

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why are you telling me to brush up on media literacy skills and reading comprehension?? am i writing some sort of essay for harvard or some shit like that?? i seen this on msn and found it interesting that this was about whistler and what better place to let people know about this article than ns because so many of the people on here ski whistler but apparently this isnt news. in fact i remember hearing about this when i was 6 months old sitting in my crib sucking on my thumb and soiling myself. the point is that this was news to me and it was obviously news to other people except you who had to come in and look all awesome and radical. oh and another thing, i highly doubt that the parking lot is bigger than my town cuz if so then it would take over half an hour to walk from one side to another

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its ok, hes just mad cause hes french

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
who are you talking to?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

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uh, you i guess... jib this is a frenchie... so hes mad

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

 
that explains it. its loaded with french people and if they have one beer they go nuts. you can just look at them and they'll freak out at you yelling french swear words and throwing shit. then they leave in their big ass trucks

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^ Haha. Anyways you guys should be more concerned about the real problems like... the rain which will equal out to no snow.

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yea i was just in whistler and the snow conditions are pretty damn shitty. last weekend it rained every day, and only 4 lifts total were open on whistler, and all but 3 opened on blackcomb. But we were skiing in rain the whole time, and only a little bit of their park shit was open... they really really really really need snow. last year I went in january and it was one of their better snow years and there was sooo much pow, and all there was this year was slush

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haa haaa.. french people suck.. haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Whistler parking lots take quite a while to walk across.

Theyre big as shit.

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yea well try living in seattle....no options here,no snow,and im supposed to be in tahoe this year(fucking car wreck fucked my plans)

 
I've walked the parking lots end to end a few time, I'd say on a casual stroll it's about 20 minutes, that's including the ones close to Blackcomb base.

 
Let's remember that at the rendezvous alone (mid-mountain chalet) there are more skis on the rack at any point during the day than there are of everyone on the hill at most east coast hills.

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you should see the urinals in the roundhouse lodge, I haven't seen anything nearly as big, they got like 3 rooms with urinals on both sides, its insane.

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