Whiskey dick

[JIBpsy^^]

we all know it and we all hat it. (with some obvious excaptions of course) has anybody disceovred a clever way to triumph over this affliction?

 

[ThaLorax]

The best way to not get whiskey dick is to not get so drunk when you're trying to get laid.

 

[bo0b]

Herpes.?

 

[dreadyboy]

Never had it, if I overdo my alcohol I puke then passout

 

[JIBpsy^^]

v alid piont. and yea i hav herpes why you hatin? bro

 

[saucybiscuits]

take the condom off. if not wearing a condom, try to shove your balls into her asshole while simultaneously penetrating her deep and hard. if that doesn't work, go drink more whisky.

 

[Anathema]

lol@excaptions

 

[cornholio]

methamphetamine dick i've had

whiskey dick no

whiskey aint got shit on me

 

[theabortionator]

Do lots of coke.

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[SethLangbauer]

I've never had that problem.BOC

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[Broken_Rides]

Tell her to suck your dick and flex your gouch muscle.

 

[SethLangbauer]

this kids a fuckin nub. what type of username is that? boner on command. work on it man

 

[Broken_Rides]

Here you go bud http://www.yamaha-motor.com/sport/products/modelhome/12/0/home.aspx

Talking like that, Ima guess your 16 tops.

 

[SethLangbauer]

does that mean you are < 16 cause you drive a dirtbike?

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Whiskey dick is the death of me. I get it all the time when i'm drunk. Once i do get it going though its pretty super but it's still mad hard to nut. Idk just one of those things... Drunk sex is sick and all but sober sex is way better. Like ten fold.

 

[SethLangbauer]

I'm sorry OP, women these days.... -_-

 

[theabortionator]

I guess that's an advantage of being a girl. If you get to drunk worst case you get raped. NBD, at least you can still succeed in the process.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

hahahaha that is so fucking wrong but i still laughed... because as a guy rape sounds dope... as long as its a girl raping you... with her vagina.
man on girl rape is fucked though, so is guy on guy, not something to joke about.
Shits serious

like the internet

and anonymous

and professional arm wrestling.

 

[theabortionator]

That shit isn't serious

now that shit is serious

 

[Broken_Rides]

Are you hitting on me?

 

[Conker]

this thread is absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Mr.Turtle]

just take an IV and inject whiskey right into that big vein, trust me it works wonders

 

[Conker]

whiskey dick is god's way of telling you to stop drinking

 

[PhaedeD]

Drunk sex is far better especially when you a real drunk and the girl

 

[PhaedeD]

Just let's you do whatever you want to her.

 

[JIBpsy^^]

oh my i forgot i made this thread. Anywho whiskey dick killed me last night. i was getting dome in a hottub all jack ed up and i could not get my nut for the life of me. I was bummed i wanted to paint her face white haha. anywho i just remebered looking at a security camera pointing straight at me and the bitch thinking "thank god it doesnt see the fence we hopped" in conclusion a security guard got one hell of a show.