Which is the most beutiful female jibber?

hey I'm new to this site and freestyle skiing, but I just saw sarah and kristi on the cover of freeskiier and goddamn. anyways, who is the hottest one?

 
wow cool sounds like a 3000 plus post topic...i think sarah is hotter tho...ahh like my penis thinks so anyways...speaking about penises lets all have a llittel fun, anyone here got siscors...lets cut of jizzum fags penis...hahaha that would be funny...no penis...hahaha

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I'd fuck Sarah Burke Definately, although that Marie Martinod chick was pretty fine looking too.

btw, this thread has been done already

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Leskinen looks like a donkey! Burke and Moats all the way! Fuck you.

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lol your definatly new too this site, but was the other post deleted? But sarah Burke is hands down THE hottest.

'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?

-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?

 
i used to think it was leskinen, but after that mag i gotta say sarah is the hottest followed by moats

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Fuck! please! nobody post anything on this thread! shit!!!!!!

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SARAH BURKE

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
I saw this girl at stevens pass wa, she was hella hot she had yellow 1080's. She was really good too.

If anyone knows who she is tell me please.

 
i don't know, but i'll help you find out

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
mike my mom is dead, died when i was three, you didn't need to know that thanks a lot dipshit

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
just kiddin man

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
Sarah's 18

'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?

-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?

 
yeah she's definitely older than me, and I'm 19. she was 18 like 2 years ago, so that would make her somewhere around 20.

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hey, that girl with the yellow 1080's up at stevens, Ive seen her too! totally agree with you on that one, but i dont know her name. she's a good skier tho.

 
I think I might know her...she lives 'beyond Bainbridge'

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fuck, then molson lied to me. Bastards, her bio said she'd just turned 18. Ah well, and kristi leskin does NOT look hot, at least not on propaganda.

'cause i don't get twon days of in a road silly' me trying to make sense

'why is panties plural but bra is singular?'

-are you still drinking jf?

-no no no... thats uhhh all behind me, why? are you buying?

 
somebody post some pictures of sarah burke, some hot ones.

theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.
 
Well I couldn't find a good enough picture of just Sarah Burke by herself, so I took the liberty of uploading the infamous Freeskier cover, enjoy:

up-couples-00015.jpg'


''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

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shit i've been to that site it's fucking hilarious. Osama Bin Laden was the Ugly Person of the Year. they got some pretty fuckin ugly people on there.

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
last time this was posted, there were like 200000000 follow ups, niether are hot, so give it up

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uhhhh bakerlocal, was she kinda shorter? and wear helly hansen? most likely hiking the pipe, all the time?

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
bakerlocal and rekker, that girl is my g/f and yes she is hot but she is mine... so don't even try...

AKL
 
haha baker dude you want her number? hahahahaha. :|

umm does anyone find it weird that he misspelled 'beutiful' just like the first one...

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
you will die a slow painful death greg

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
EXCEPT THATS NOT MY NUMBER

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
it took you awhile to figure that out, hahaha.

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mike i have your number too, anyone want that?

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
I also know about you deep dark secret midget fetish...

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
ooops the cat is out of the bag. anyone under 4 feet better watch out.

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
my fetish? no its all you mikey. i'm already considered a midget, so it doesnt count

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
nah I was just tryin to get you to put my number up here.

-Mike

Mercer: drinking mans protein shake

Me: hahhhahahahaha

Mercer: sick ass

Me: That's the funnyest thing I've heard all day

Mercer: good make it your sig on ns.com faggot

Mercer: and hump the vacume while your at it.
 
i would, but i dont want to walk to the kitchen to get my cell. ahaha. just joking. I'M NICE AND DONT POST RANDOM NUMBERS ON THE INTERNET, greg

*brooke*

denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.

brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing

denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

 
Sarah Burke for sure, after looking at Kristi in Propaganda i realized that she isnt hot close up, i think she is oogly, but sarah is another story!

-i just farted, can you smell it?-
 
supposidly there was this 15 year old girl at sms camp ( i think it was sms) her name was gretchin, this girl was supposidly schooling sarha and was hotter. Im guessing she might be a big name skier chikck this season or next

 
A fifteen year old girl schooling sarah? wtf

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