Which cereal mascot would win in a fight?

Cam_Bell

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think of every cereal you possibly could, and if the all got in a huge brawl, who would end up as the winner. Tony the tiger would be scary shit, but Im pretty sure Captain Crunch commands an army of little furry guys...
 
captain crunch hands down for several reasons

-he has a galleon with cannons

-he is a swashbuckler

-he has a large hat

-when all else fails he can crunchitize them
 
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that rooster on the corn flakes box is some scary shit. snap crackle and pop also would gang up I'm pretty sure........
 
no homo, Barbie would pwn everyone with diabetes. I doubt anyone here is old enough to remember that cereal though so I'd have to say Count Chocula. Can you say AIDS?
 
Toucan Sam. He can just fly around and peck everyone's eyes out while they're fighting and then he will have like 20 blind people to peck for an easy win!
 
smacks....he's all coked out jumpin everywhere....nobody can catch him...or lucky bc he's a fuckin leprechaun
 
sugar crisp dude looks baked. theres a lot of capn crunch fans, and a lot of tony fans... toucan sam got a few votes... do any cereal mascots have weapons? (other than the capns sword)
 
tucan sam all the way. his colorful beak and his nephews will rape you all. and that weird whirlwind that always happens on the commercials will blow you away!
 
i would have to agree with anyone that said capncrunch. he has a huge fucking boat and he can run over anyone. he barges in and breaks walls just like the koolaid guy except he has an entire boat
 
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