Where to sleep...hmmm

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I have a dilema. Either sleep on the first floor where my room is now. The room is decent sized and on the corner of the house. The only thing is that everyone always just walks in and i get no privacy and my mom's room is right above me and she can hear everything. Or i can sleep in the basement. Its huge, cool, private but its scary as hell, spiders, and the only light switch is at the top of the stairs, far away from wear my room would be down there.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
the basement soon you will make friends with the spiders and they will obey you so next someone looks at you wrong BAM HERPES! eerr i mean BAM SPIDERS!

 
or get a giant lizard which is the spiders natural predator and let it loose. Also get a dehumidifyer.

patj
 
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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
I've been thinking and i realized there are creepy jumping spiders in my room now and only daddy long leg spiders in the basement.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
^ oh ew...we used to have jumping spiders in our house. they were freakin huge and they would jump across the carpet onto you. ahh

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someone say sumthin?
 
do the basement. im thinking about moving down to mine

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
Get some really good spider spray that says it will kill spiders for a few weeks. Get a lamp and some scrap carpet. You will not regret this decision.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Do you have a TV?

-Tim Light-

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-Skiierman
 
if u spray too much, ull probably kill ur self when u move in,

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
basement....just wire some plugs and a switch closer to where you would be...kinda confusing but it would be worth it

-matt brady

cbf.com
 
i know you mean by a creepy basement. Mine is just like that, i hate going down there to do stuff

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(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i moved into my basement pretty much.. we have an oldschool fold out couch and some other sweet stuff down there. i live like a slob though, watch out for that. everyone says its haggard down there

Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

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'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
 
my basement is our storage room. i cant sleep there. i do sleep downstairs on the couch a lot though

-Brady

Masterbinz, on what we say as we are about to die on a jump: 'I usually silently mutter 'damn those canadians''
 
spider bomb, then basement of course

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
i saw a ghost in my basement that ran towards me, with a face of an angry woman, i havent been down there since, i can barely walk past the stairs that ggo down to the basement pretty fucked up

no
 
yeah well i saw a really old large poo in a toilet in the basement of my YMCA. beat that.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
intended for bachelor^

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
fuck sleeping, you don't need to sleep, sleeping is way overrated dude.

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
yeah just clean it out and sleep there tomorrow night, put a bunch of lamps and turn on a tv. oh yeah put a big lamp at the bottom of the stairs

and then turn that on after you get down, then go back up and turn the switch off

-dan-
 
if you get scared just have your mom manually install a night light, that'll keep the monsters out.

patj
 
i would shit if i saw a ghost in my basement

Peter: What the hell did you do?

Brian: Me? Who the hell buys a novelty fire extinguisher?

Peter: I'll tell you who. Someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his whole family at risk.
 
Hehe, Alex, let me translate this for you:

'I have a dilema. Either sleep on the first floor where my room is now. The room is decent sized and on the corner of the house. The only thing is that everyone always just walks in and i can never watch porno and my mom's room is right above me so she can hear me whacking off. Or i can sleep in the basement. Its huge, cool, private but its scary as hell, shadows, and the only light switch is at the top of the stairs, far away from where I'd be shivering in my bed under the covers.'

That makes it easier.

But anyways, I'd say move down into the basement but like... make a room down there. Get rid of all the spiders, install lights, cover up any cracks in the cement or whatever where spiders could get in. Then you're all set.

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gethyped.net
 
best solution ever, just put your bedroom in the basement, and whenever your scared, just get so drunk until you cant walk, and stand at the top of the stairs and fall down, if you do this, you should be able to move just enough to get to your bed, and i guarenttee the lack of light or all the critters wont bother you that night, just repeat this until your not afraid anymore, or dead.......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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