Where to shower in hood?

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SkeetSkeetSkeet

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Im slummin this mother fuck and i need a place to shower, anybody know of a combo to get in somewhere? (r.v park bathroom, hotel...ect.) anything will help, the grime is collecting fast. also, any free wifi anywhere? again, anybody know a password for a locked connection? (best western, hotels, motels...ect.) Thanks much my bros.

And remember, there's no life like the low life.
 
Just bathe in the river?

Also I'm sure there is a starbucks or other coffee shop that has free wifi. Hotels generally change their wifi passwords on a regular basis to stop people who aren't staying there from using it.
 
Utilize local streams and rivers.

Also, gyms usually give out free one month memberships, and they usually have nice showers, you may have to go to Sandy to find one though.
 
A bit cold to bathe in the lakes and rivers right? i mean, it did snow this morning. maybe when it warms up a bit. the only place i can find is the gym in sandy. Nowhere in govy? But thanks for the help gents.
 
1. Shovel snow from Hood into container that will not burn

2. Put snow over heat source, bathe in hot water

3.???

4. Profit!
 
If you truly lived by this quote, you wouldn't have made a thread asking about where one can shower in hood.
 
i poached a place in welches, the welches rv park or something. we would hit up subway or dq down there and got the combo to the rv park and they had a pool, sauna, showers, all the good shit. but that was 2the seasons ago
 
Since when is there a strict set of rules on how to be a low life?? Da fuck.

Anyways op no help for yea but heres a song to jam to.

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timberline lodge chalet bathrooms. walk into the lodge, go left past the fireplaces, past the front desk, through the doors, down the hallway, then look to your left and right as you head down the hallway towards the pool. there are super super nice bathrooms with showers that are shared by the guests in the rooms.

don't dress like a bum though, if you're gonna do that just bring a backpack with your clean clothes and towel and wear your dirty ones in

you can thank me later
 
we went in to check out a cabin and ended up staying the night there, it was like 45 bucks and we slept 6 or 7 people in it, then poached the services the next two weeks we were down there
 
buy a camping shower,fill it, put in the sun, hope you grow a pair in the mean time, wet, wash and rinse. make sure to dousch your pussy
 
Take a snow shower. Strip to your underwear and rub snow on yourself. Your body well melt the snow and you'll get clean. I shit you not. Thats how we do it in Minnesota. Cold is only a Four letter word.
 
The wifi password last year at the best western in Govy is "snow" we used there free wifi and chargered our electronics there almost everyday for two weeks while we were camping by lake trillium.
 
9/10 times a plain white bathrobe will grant you access to the pool/spa area of most hotels ...

 
be aware when showering in the timberline lodge if they catch you they may make you buy a room or charge you with theft of services, just be careful.
 
People have been known to "shower" in the High mountain Cafe bathroom. Just a sink, but its been pulled off many times.
 
warmshowers.org; a pretty good couch surfing website for travelers. check it out; mostly for a place to crash but I'm sure someone would just let you use their bathroom/shower. tons of reviews per host to so you know whats up/not getting into a shady situation.
 
threads for my hood trip.

But really, like its been said, use the t-line lodge showers. If you're feeling extra aquatic, even take a dip in the pool, no one is going to say anything unless you look like a vagabond
 
haha I could make a living by buying a shack in hood and charging the campers/gypsys/skiers $2 to shower. That's hella fair and would be a good profit. Have two showers one for me and one for everyone else.
 
Buy a long hose ad a shower head at Walmart, attach shower head to a tree, and then tap into some water off of a house or something.
 
mt.hood rv park has showers. they where $5 (i think) last summer or you can just wait until somebody comes out of the shower/pool building hold the door for them and walk in. if worse comes to worse take a dip in trillium.
 
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