OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE IN A BUSH!!!! im surprised no one has mentioned this yet, cause it is genius. you do have a slight chance of someone finding it and taking it, but there is no danger of your parents finding it and blaming it on you, because you can always claim you have no idea how it got there (if its not on your property or near it), and its always easily accessible when going out cause you don't have to carry it past the door or by your parents or whatever