WHERE TO BUY A PANDA

[Terpskerp]

We all know you can buy russian wives from The internet. but the real question is, Where can you buy a baby panda on the internet?

 

[TheBlueMtSkier]

Find me a baby sea otter if you can find a baby panda.

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[daannnnieel]

better question; Where the fuck can I buy a polar bear?

 

[Terpskerp]

+K

 

[SeanTom]

Forget that, I'll be fine with a Maine Coon.

 

[act.resist]

theres a maine coon breeder near my house

 

[Funkadelic]

I have a Maine Coon. You jelly?

 

[SeanTom]

That i am. How's having one? they look pretty damn amazing.

 

[wait.what]

I want a pet deer

 

[Funkadelic]

He definitely thinks he's the boss and has a personality. Despite his occasional temper he's a really cool cat. Maine Coon's aren't good cats if you want something to curl up with whenever you want. He'll chill with you and snuggle up but it has to be his choice. Otherwise he'll just get pissy and run away from you.

 

[GrabsForFun]

The cameraman makes it 10 times better!

 

[skifoo]

check out their website http://www.thewhitepanda.com/home

 

[maximiliaan]

noob, go to cinnabar islands, in the little house in the very down left corner stands a man, talk to him, and trade your white rhino for a panda...

 

[Spinoza]

I don't think OP has surf yet

 

[coolflash8]

 

[Lansfield]

Whatthefuck

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I'll sell you mine. 6/10. Has thyroid disease and gum disease and is an attention whore. Will also trade for xl g suit or xl magic suite. NO JIBBERISH

 

[lbuitendam]

i dont know where you can buy one but i found a security for your

panda

http://www.pandasecurity.com/usa/

maybe they know where you can buy one

 

[NotGhood]

There are none.

 

[Laurent.]

We have best Panda babies in the world.

10.000 € for one panda19.000 € for two + free visit from 14-year old boy/girl (at your choice)

 

[Backyard.Skier]

the best video on the internet!

 

[Terpskerp]

close enough

 

[act.resist]

I used to live down the street from someone who was killed by their pet deer

 

[Spinoza]

What a pussy. Who the fuck gets killed by a deer

 

[act.resist]

they go crazy man! if your ever walking through the dark and happen to sneak up on a deer be really quiet because they might attack you

 

[Big5hifty]

Quoting this so that more people can see one of the best posts on NS.

 

[RICK_ROSS]

craigslist?

 

[Ski_The_E]

Try searching for one on the silk road. Also, fun fact! Pandas are related more closely to raccoons than bears.

 

[Ski_The_E]

Oh yea and it illegal.