Where the hell is Ian Cosco?

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yohoe

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It has come to my attention that Chug has seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth. Where is this man that has brought so much joy and hate to the lives of a mediocrely/small amount of people. I have devised a list of possible Chug whereabouts. Please, contribute your own ideas too.

1. Jail for pedophilia

2. Jail for public nudity

3. Jail for partying too hard

4. Jail for public intoxication

5. Jail for drug use

6. Jail for drug dealing

7. Jail for driving an unlicensed plane

8. Jail for driving a plane without a license

9. Lost in the Canadian wilderness

10. Living in a beach house in Mexico (where he's obviously from) happily married to Cheese

11. Hell

12. Re-incarnated as David Lesh

The facts are there people.

 
He was so ashamed of his terrible Chug Life videos that he quit skiing forever to avoid further humiliation.
 
he gave up because he washed up AF and did it to himself by drinking too much and not actually skiing
 
getting shit drunk because he realized chug life is a fucking atrocity and his last name is in resemblance of fucking grocery store chain.
 
i can tell your a bit of a pussy

chug life was the greatest thing that ever happened to NS and everyday he doesn't put out a new one NS gets a bit gayer
 
Didn't see anything about hookers, but if you read between the lines it sounds suspicious:

"They had the right tenderness but not oily... and jicama on the side... It was above average."
 
He must be too cool for everything obviously. I mean I haven't even seen him on NS. Maybe the man got so drunk he got a life.
 
he was actually working towards getting some certification so he could be a private pilot im pretty sure..
 
About two years ago someone killed his wiener dog and he's been out for revenge ever since... hunting down the man that wronged him.

 
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