Where ski lingo is headed

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$westside$

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Skier:"Yo dude, im so gnna jerk off that jump!"

(goes off)

Friend:"DUDE THAT WAS TOTALY BONNER~~!"

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They say life is like ice cream, uve got to enjoy it before it melts. Thats why i go skiing, to keep my icecream cold.

BRAD RAD

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
you idiot...

...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Phatt Harv .01 (dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
what the fuck...

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SKI TO DIE, LIVE TO SKI!!

...67% of highschool students are happy. We call them stoners. ~~Amy Pohler on weekend update.

Carpe The Diem.....Sieze The carp~pi
 
um.. i don't really think so.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
thats awesome! r u a prophet?!?................idiot

If ur feelin lik a pimp..go on brush ur shoulders off...ladys is pimps too go on brush ur shoulders off

 
way ahead of you, and ur definetley wrong. its food dumbass, we already have butter and pretzle (some ppl use margerine as a joke) we need a trick named pepper:

skier 1: pepper that shit!

skier 2: werd

loaf (short for loaf of bread?):

That loaf 10 was off the tomato dude.

make up yer own.

Join the Handrails Cult today!
 
that was def bonerific

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
your a boner

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ude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
my friends and i just say whatever are in ski movies... like "a little too much hot sauce on that one" and stuff. It gets the job done.

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I wanna walk all over you.
 
more like "confucious say...u go off that jump gnarly boy!"

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
^how did you go all the way down to 5 posts?!?!?!?!

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ude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
Graceful, and gossip are the next words, example

"your style was graceful dude!"

"That jib was totally gossip"

 
ahaha my buddy always says he get a boner when i do something sick on second thought thats pretty gay

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
Ltsbackfliptime...nice

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who the hell takes pictures of themselves with a camera phone?? those are made to sneak pics of girls tits and underwear-lateralis
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New skiing lingo FOOD continued....

skier 1:hey buritto that jib son.

skier 2:werd

1: oh that ketchup nose was totally peanuts!

2:werd

1:u throw the worst cracker i have ever seen.

2:werd

1:i learned how to do a spaghetti this weeked

2: werd

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yo nigga see my mad flota cork 3z off that deep throat boota

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wow.......i like the food ideas...but this is pretty gay......

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
 
^ go kill yourself... your already dead inside

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
reading this thread has done two things...lowered my intelligence and made me hungry ....so im gonna go get some food

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

-jack handy
 
ha.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
i say old chap that was a mighty good fivehunderd and fourty degree arial rotation.just magnificent.

snap crackle pop
 
i like the food one.

"he hotdogged that HAAAARD!"

"did u check his mince slide"

etc

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"Dude, AS IIIFFFFF!!! only clowns like having icecream shoved up their rectum! I know - one told me!!!" - Dean when toasted

like playing leapfrog with a rhino #>#
 
that was a sweet turd burgular off that shakin blow hole

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
dude wheres ur posts?

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
um......... no

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
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