Where is the Golden Wheelchair?

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guddgulf17

Active member
I know Crystal-needs-a-park isn't really on the site much anymore, but I was under the impression that there was a committee for the award. Would that committee bring the award back, if it exists? I would like to see the stupidity people dredge up from NS that i havent happened to find.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
I just asked that like last week. Where'd you go?

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- Matt*

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i was thinking the same exact shit like week or 2 ago, i miss it

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
Speaking as the all-time winner of golden wheelchairs, it was retired probably due to me and atlantaski no longer posting.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
we still gots lots of dumbass people tho like lilhorsey and nantucket and sketchline and cjngcjng or w/e his name is

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
^And people like you who don't know how to structure a sentence.

I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.

-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
See??!! That is golden! This proves that we need it back.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
Then its agreed, we must have it back.

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- Matt*

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Hell, ill start a new committee if need be. Question is, will it have enough street cred to fill the gapping maw of the shoes of the Golden Wheelchair Award?

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
well i was just gonna put a 2 people, but then more came, so instead of going back and taking out the ands i just left them.

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
David bro, you take the internet way to seriously. Do we really need a fucking commitee?

I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.

-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
It makes sense i suppose. I am trying to capture the spirit of the old award.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
He's definatly got a point there, a comitty will be needed.

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- Matt*

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i dont think it is matchable

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
sweet shitt start it up again, but how do you pick a committy?

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
We need to pick certain people who are reglars on NS, people who don't just log on every once in a while. And how have good judgement.

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- Matt*

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yeah, and i saw in an old post of the wheelchair's that jd wanted to get the commity down to about 10 members, is that still where we are shooting for when we bring this thing back from the dead?

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
I guess the big question is who going to be it?

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- Matt*

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yeah, pretty much haha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
So will David be the leader?

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- Matt*

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If you do end up re-creating the commity, I would be more then happy to be apart of it.

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- Matt*

 †.symmetry.†
 
Well we can't just go and call it the Golden Wheelchair again. That would be a crime against e-humanity. Therefore, we need a new Golden object to be dispensed in moments of sheer and utter stupidity.

(Any of you fuckers thinking of a giant golden penis can just go die. Now.)

Anyway, since a giant golden phallic object is out of the question, what shall we use for the new award?

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

- Lanemeyers
 
^idk man, we are kind of re-starting the tridition, if we changed it then it just wouldnt be the same. but yeah that commity thing sounds cool, i'd love to be in it.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
You will not start a new committee. It will have no grounding in legitimacy. The cesspool with continue unregulated until such a time as the REAL committee determines it should return. Come up with your own damn ideas, don't imitate.

 
golden helmet

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

don't look directly at her, girls are evil, they make it feel like our underwear shrunk. but why...WHY!!-twix 182

BOGART!!
 
This is what i was trying to figure out. I'm not one to steal others ideas. So if someone decides to do it, fine, but I'm not part of it anymore.

David

"Oh, Parker went with his dad to shoot arrows at his cousin's house."-Switch_9's mom

Montana- Snow through September!

Fuck Stereotypes.

And while you're at it, fuck concussions too.

 
aw come on jd, start it back up mang! we need the wheelchair's back

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
^hahaha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
the golden scooter? golden something

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
Rife with conflict and an overload of stupidity, The Golden Wheelchair is destined to never come back.

I hate stuff
 
hahaha gaping maw of shoes

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Please, stop making skiing into a soap opera. This isn't the OC.

-J.D. May

it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president

-Jklops

SteezePatrol on a fellow NS Member's problem with his date not wanting spaghetti for dinner: "fuck that shit, if she wants to eat, she's getting spaghetti"

 
how bout the platinum skiboard awards?

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"
 
^Well, technically, the sentence "The cesspool with continue unregulated until such a time as the REAL committee determines it should return" Has a grammatical problem in that we're not entirely sure what the subject of the verb "return" is... is it the committee that is returning, or the cesspool? WHO KNOWS? JD, I'm disappointed in you. But at least he spelled committee right... Honestly, if you can't spell the word, I somehow doubt you'll be allowed to join it.

 
The silver cane? The silver Cruch?

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- Matt*

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i say it needs to come back. its a breakthrough in the pile of shit that NS has become.

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
The Golden Wheelchair Committee has retreated to it's lair.

If a new comittee is started we will not hesitate to destroy it in it's infancy. You hear that? We're baby killers!

One day we will return. Until then spread the gospel.

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

The Lab
 
i await the day it returns

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
I'm not like a well known NSer but I'm on this shit everyday

If I was on the Golden Wheelchair comittee I would end world hunger.
 
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