Actually, SATAN is the root of all evil. And, since God supports George Bush for president as evidenced by the fact that he (God is obviously a man) talks to our president, Dick Cheney cannot be Satan. Thus Dick Cheney cannot be the root of all evil.
'I'm sick of us all talkin' 'bout 'dat White House. It's 'bout time we had a BLACK HOUSE!'-Reverend Al Sharpton