Where can i buy a monkey? PLEASE HELP!

i dont know but a friend of my mom had one and the thing is mad cool. I want one too

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
break your spine so you become a cripple, then ask for a helper monkey.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
you can buy one(i have no clue where) but they cost alot and there alot of fees and such. why dont u just go to the zoo and jack one out of there.

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
you'll looking for a Chimpanzee or a Capuchin monkey.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
haha no, you aren't looking for a chimpanzee... chimpanzees could rip your arms off if they got just a little bit pissed off at you. You probably want one of those smaller monkeys that just makes loud screeching noises and shits everywhere.

If you want a pet like that, get a parrot instead... they can fly and would totally kick a monkey's ass, plus they are only like $400

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

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a lot of pet monkeys with diseases that will make your dick rot and fall off

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
did you see that daily show episode where they where talking to the guy in texas wwho said cheerleading causes "the herpes". the helper monkies having unprotected sex with the cripple who ran into traffic cause of cheer leading thus getting him crippled.

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and saint paul did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint paul did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
go to the rock of gibraltar. monelys run all over the place there. one stood on my brothers head.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
"Pray for Mojo"

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
you seriously don't want a monkey, all they are good for is shitting everywhere and giving you AIDS.

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i never wash my hand. hell, i eat pizza while i'm taking a shit.

-seanPISTOL
 
yeah n like the other kid said rottin ur dick off, the least expensive one was fricken 1,800 holy moly, but i dont no any1 else that would sell em so thats prolly ur best bet

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
Capuchin monkeys can be trained to do all kinds of stuff.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
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get one of these, they seem to teleport from place to place becuase there so damjn quick.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
if any1 saw the playboy mansion on cribs, that one grl had a pet monkey, call up Hugh he'll let u know

East Coast.
 
haha, to all the people who said that you should just go somewhere like africa and pick one up, even if that did work, can you imagine trying to fly back with your stolen monkey? that would be so funny... "yeah, he just wanted to come home with me, the game keepers let me have him.."

come to think of it, that's basically what happened in curious george.

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
 
i have a feeling getting a pet monkey will be pretty hard....you would have to figure out where to get it, then figure out how to import it, the regulations and whatnot.

i agree with whoever said to get a parrot...they are pretty damn cool, and smart as heck.

.stacer.

 
I'm telling you man, you can get a FREE MONKEY, if you have someone snap your next and parazlyze you. Google in Helper monkeys.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
why would you get a fuckin monkey??? What will it do for you, are you gonna throw a ball and wait for it to catch it? Dude that would suck for an animal like a monkey, unless you got a mad tropical garden or something like that. And a lot of monkeys you can buy are illegal, they are simply taken out of the forest to be sold to a fat lonely kid.

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
try feeding a chimp with onions and hell start to jack off

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that is the single most badass awsome core thing i have ever heard. Decapitation rules - STREBOR1507

riding skiboards is like banging fat chicks.....it might be fun, but you dont tell your frien
 
ill give you a monkey

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
get a lemur

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
hahaha, i didnt even read the thread ,just the title and i gotta agree, having a monkey would be so sick

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u dont want one trust me my dad had one for some time and he said that all it would do is masterbate and trow its own shit. buy a penguin or somthing u can ski with that would be cool

 
I have a friend who had a duck as a pet

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"
 
petsovernight.com!!!!

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~Listen son, said the man with the gun, there is room for you inside~

Doctor said son, you have Reggaemylitis
 
ya they have awesome pets

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"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."

Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^isnt that like form the radio station in gta3?

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