Where are the ski hoes at

[SALVO_MUST69]

All these snowboard hoes tryna fuck, but I ain’t tryna cross breed. Help?

 

[BJ2112]

Damn, just quit

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Word on the street is they were called snow bunnies before your mother picked up skiing in the 70's

 

[SofaKingSick]

They’re prob spending their time somewhere that they don’t get called hoes by tryhard losers

 

[AbiH]

They’re prob spending their time somewhere that they don’t get called hoes by tryhard losers

OoOOoooOOoooOh burn

 

[bolake]

hard times

 

[pbs]

glad new members are making great threads!

 

[lickmyballs]

Every chick ive skied with either sucks, has a bf, or has a peepee. im in the same boat. on that note if you ski at alta or bird hml

 

[lickmyballs]

OoOOoooOOoooOh burn

i respect women, pm me.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Try to focus on the real treasure, look at how many good looking dudes there are around you

 

[AbiH]

i respect women, pm me.

I only date snoberders

/claim

 

[Titus69]

At least in Utah, they all have fucking boyfriends already from what I see.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I have uncovered your true identity

And it explains how you have so much time to shitpost

Try to focus on the real treasure, look at how many good looking dudes there are around you

**This post was edited on Mar 1st 2019 at 11:00:48pm

 

[Seekingseasons]

I dont know if the ladies like the whole "hoe" approach. Personally, I have yet to try it though. Also, once the gear is off, does it matter?

 

[M_Garcia]

bro they all have boyfriends with stupid finance or tech jobs smh

JUST OUT HERE TRYNA GET HERPES FROM SOME BAD SKI CHIC

..lmao

**This post was edited on Mar 2nd 2019 at 11:15:28am

 

[M_Garcia]

or afraid that you ski better than them.

..SO IN ESSENce yeah dude the ski hoes are alive but they aint HOES they just fuckin hoes

 

[ASSholebomber22]

Dudes really out there fallin' for 'I have a boyfriend' huh

 

[Titus69]

Dudes really out there fallin' for 'I have a boyfriend' huh

No I often see them with a squiddy, hardo, or snowboarder bf

 

[Str8FreshTap]

All these snowboard hoes tryna fuck, but I ain’t tryna cross breed. Help?

Your best hope is to ask out the tele skier chics since they don't shower and have lower standards, which is right up your alley bro, best of luck!

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

where is vienna when you need her

 

[M_Garcia]

all the girls I’ve been taking to bone town are either like “I skied two years ago” or “I really wanna ski but haven’t” or “I don’t like the cold”.. the ones who don’t like the cold go to the hill with me morning after and sit in the lodge and complain some guy almost spilled coffee on her Mac book. SOS

**This post was edited on Mar 2nd 2019 at 11:16:24am

 

[Park_Ranger]

Word on the street is they were called snow bunnies before your mother picked up skiing in the 70's

Haaa

 

[TheDoughAbides]

whack your pole ya ding dong!

 

[MeenaSmalls]

glad new members are making great threads!

hahahahhahahha this

 

[FruitBootPro]

where is vienna when you need her

Lol isn't she taken too?

 

[tsingtaofanatic]

Lol isn't she taken too?

Yeah she prob has 20 boyfriends

 

[Titus69]

no im not and no i dont 20 boyfriends lmao

Hi how r things

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

Try the snow shed for some hoes!

 

[Done_and_done]

Girls in ski towns are just like parking spaces. They are either taken or handicapped.

 

[kbrando]

Girls in ski towns are just like parking spaces. They are either taken or handicapped.

or way the fuck out there

 

[beckums]

Getting some dome in the gondola ride up is baller.

 

[WoFIowz]

I only date snoberders

/claim

REPENT!

 

[Titus69]

good bbg wbu

Nice name

 

[AbiH]

REPENT!

Okie dokie

(‘Twas a fib)