when u first tried weed did you..

watch a scary movie..that freaks the shit outta me



short skies suck !

You can't get hurt skiing until you fall
 
first time felt nothing, second time felt nothing, third time... ohhhh sheeeeeiiittttttt

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
yeah 1st and 2nd didnt do much, then my 3rd time i was tripping balls

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
haha it was so funny the first time I got my sister high, she thought she wasn't high and she was like 'God dammit you stupid fucking niggers you lied to me! you said i was gonna get high! mother fuck i am so pissed. don't fucking fuck with me!' apparently she gets bad rage when she's high and says nigger quite a lot. it's scary, but so damn funny. the first time i got high, i was drunk too and i passed out behind a shed and couldn't stop laughing. it was wonderful

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
when i first came to college a bunch of kids who had never smoked tried hitting this 4 foot bong for their first time, that def got them wicked high, this one chick couldnt walk and was all freaking out, and some other kid just stared at the wall in our common room for a good 2 hours without moving, it was funny stuff

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
i remember the first time i hit a bong. oh my gosh i got messed up. everything started getting really loud even though there were no sounds. i have never tripped that hard before. except for the time when i couldn't wake up. that kinda sucked

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
I hit a bong the first time I smoked and got fucked up. My pulse was racing and I could feel every heartbeat throughout my entire body. I was kinda freaked out, being my first time and all, but I got under control after a bit and just enjoyed the ride.

 
the first time i got high i was in a church basement. It was so crazzy i was so gone. I sat against a wall and just kinda staredaround the room. It was at a punkshow so the band was really loud, but it stoped being music and was just kinda like white noise. it was good times allround. I smoked so much...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
i forgot my vocabulary and kept saying uber

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
Nothing happenned, i drooled a little bit thats it.

I'm an ocean in your bedroom
Make you feel warm
Make you want to re-assume
Now we know it all for sure

The star wars of the 80's!!!
I'm rick james, bitch.
 
The first time I got high was behind a shed at my buddys house. I remember taking massive rips and afterwards coughing for minutes at a time. Then we sat around in a room with strobe lights listening to music.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
 
i only got a little buzzed but then after that i started not getting high at all,now i get real baked

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beer made me do it

-Bon Bons

**Stept Productions**

Enom Headwear.

'got caught with underage drinking and a bong. anyone know what charges i could be facing?' -keukawake

'being a badass, first degree'- Melvs
 
People who say they didn't get high there first time did not inhale. The reason you got high the 2nd 3rd or 4th time was because you did inhale. Simple as that. Weed always gets you high if it actually goes in your lungs. The first time I smoked I was sitting in my bro's car with a rocket bong and my sense of hearing got messed up, I couldn't comprehend words and loud things didn't sound loud. I had fun. In fact, I had so much fun that my goal eveytime i smoke is to get as high as i did the first time I did.

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Doctor: Well Rudolph we finally figured out what makes your nose red.

Rudolph: Is it pixy dust or Leprechaun tails?

Doctor: No - it's a tumor.

Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?

Doctor: No a malignant tumor, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain.

Rudolph: Oh... like a happy, special-

Doctor: You're going to die.
 
my first time I think was in grade 8 and I had invited this really hot older girl to the movies with me and my friends. she thought I was such a badass, heheh.

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
my first time I got so wasted I didn't talk for 2 hours straight. I just laughed at all my friends and then tried to talk to some girl on the phone and that didn't work out so hot.

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
Ya, most people don't get high the first couple of times cuz your lungs can't take it so you don't inhale enough. Me on the other hand I plowed that shit in there and got real stoned! I also coughed up a lung!

 
my first time i got higher than ever. since then i have been able to master 22 bowls (6 g's) out of a 2 foot bong, and not been as high as that first wonderful time in an alley, using an apple. ahhh...

-sean
 
i got the 6 g's for 10 bucks from a friend that wanted to get rid of it. it wasnt that godd, butt it wasnt schwag. it was still damp.

-sean
 
I got high as FUCK the first time I blazed. Haha oh man, I will never forget it. My friend was a huge stoner and he was like, dude you gotta try this shit (I was in 8th grade at the time). I took about 10 waterfall (gravity) bong rips. I had no idea how much that was at the time, now I recognize that that can fuck anyone up a great deal. I couldnt walk straight and my memory was seriously non existent that night. It was like watching a movie but like, with certain scenes removed. Hilarious shit.

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
woah !

what is it....man?

what ?

went a little like that for a while my first time lordy i was ripped

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-Matt

wayne gretzky, the only man i'd have sex with. i'd be intimate with, wayne gretzky

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
first time, i smoked out of a pipe on the side of my friends house and just got a little buzzed, the next day i smoked outa a two foot bong with my bro and i cant remember hardly anything, i ate 12 hotdogs though, and watched all three CKY movies lol good times

 
yo skodeo7 i will bet you $1000 that you couldnt take 5 grav bong hits at once right now. Theres no way you took 10 yer first time those are so hard on yer lungs it still makes me cough.Yer an idiot.

 
the first time i blazed and actually got high i was with 6 guys 2-3 years older than myself, one of them being my brother. then we ran home across a busy street, that was when it hit me... fuck it was sketchy, and fun and amazing as well.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
yea i definatly was influced by watching tanner in videos... i know it sounds stupid but whatever. The first time i smoked was out of a bong and i had no idea what the fuck i was doign and i coughed in the bong and blew out all the weed in the bowl. took like 3 more times before i got really baked

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*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

no, all of my friend snowblade 2, skiing is gay, y do u need poles? snowblades r sick. - linesnowblades

 
I did it just to get it out of the way really. No influences, just something I wanted to get done. Nothing happend but guessing from my brother getting baked like crazy after 2 hits, it was some good weed.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
it sounds like there is a lot of stupid people out there

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
I'm afraid to admit I've blown the weed out the bowl. What a rookie mistake. And ten gravity bong hits? That sounds a bit rediculous. Most I ever had was 3 and it was all I could handle. Dem shits fuck you up.

 
Yeah first time i did it i got severe rage but then after i lashed out i laughed it off. i also wanted sex really bad when i was around my sexy lover

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OOOOOOO sour patch kids...

 
I felt nothing but I coughed a lot. my friends were congratulating me for not coughing back into the pipe.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
for me, i never know how much it's gonna take. i tend to not get high as quickly as everyone else. like it just doesnt kick it fast... so i have to smoke a bit then wait, to see what it does, smoke somemore, wait, etc. And i feel totally sober while everyone else is already stoned off their face... then like 5 minutes later WHAM. it hits me like a pile of bricks.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
my buddy smoked me out when we were in hawaii and then i went straight from torchin a couple bowls to the elevator with a couple of my buddies and they were laughin hysterically b/c the other people in that box could hella smell me and i was in the front actin hella weird and tryin to just act natural but it was so obvious. and then i got hella paranoid that hotel security was after me and i disappeared and just roamed the strip on waikiki for a couple hours and nobody knew where i went until i came back. and then i had like 23 missed calls cause i was hella high and just didn't answer my phone for some reason. i'm just weird, i guess. kinda funny though

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
this is my gravity bong: i took a arrowhead big ass jug that they turn upside down on those stands at the doctors office, cut off the bottom, made a stem and a bowl, and pushed that shit down into my bathtub. mmmmmm.

-sean
 
umm...yes...I would obviously lie on an internet message board to attempt to be cool. Im sorry you must have mistaken me for the 13 year olds on this site who are busy jerking off to the 'hottest girl' thread

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Junction 133

Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
^ hey man... I'm 19 and I jerk off on that thread, so what are you saying?!

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
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