When Snowbladers Attack!

thats something you're proud of..

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'Life is a Garden - Dig It!'

'i want ur sister man and thanx for telling me wat a 1440 is cuz i am a stupid grade 8 like some people....austrailia isn't a country u guys don't even talk words' - A totally un-provoked attack by NewO shows his high intellect
 
man u gotta shut the fuck up

go get ur dick sucked

i'm tired of ya'll naggyity naggin'

about this fuckin snowlerbladin'

get the name straight

but don't faint

it's called skiboardin'

what the fuck is your name? Norman?

Peace out yo kno whut i'm saying ya'll to mah G cru lata dawgs.

The Roussel
 
^^^^ ya dude, shutup, you're a fag

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
^^needs to realize no one gives a shit

'If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic'
 
there is a thread in the non ski gabber where you can do all the ^ shit u want, so save it for that..... but yeah i used to skiboard/ski blade whatever the hell u call it....... but yeah didnt like it 'no skill required' (literally) such easy shit, its a waste of time...

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
yeah, i dont get why anyone can say its harder than skiing...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
thats a good point.... u go soooo slow on skiboards.... its sad how easy they are... u just move your feet tand they turn... there is no pole planting, taking pressure off of feet, no outside turning, inside follow or however those skiing techniques are... nvm i dont know what i am saying i'll just go sit in a corner

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'who wants to put the screws in?'

'i do!'

'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
Skiboarding is for 15 year old rednecks who wear a one peice camo suit and a blaze orange hat who wanna do ' BIG TRICKS ON THAT SNOWBOARDER PARK MAAAN'!!! I'm a ski tech in west virgnia and those are the only people I ever see renting them

Crashin' with Passion'
 
most of the skiboarders ive seen looks like the chainsaw massacre and are maybe 45 years old its scary but true

respect the architect
 
haha...thats some funny shit

'Fuck Skiing who wants to go ice fishing?'

-Surmise Ski Owner and Skier Corey Piersol

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
mommy's a fuckin retard!!! go by some skis fag!!

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' its a bit chilly in here can i have another straight jacket?'
 
shut the fuck up, ur ppl are saying that fags and ppl who have no skill skiboard, well look at skiing all i ever see are fucking old 50 year old who go 5 miles per hour in one piece flashy neon purple and pink suits.

The Roussel
 
well look at skiing all i ever see are fucking old 50 year old who go 5 miles per hour in one piece flashy neon purple and pink suits.

-roussel

where the hell are you from? thats what happens when your local ski area is a golf course. roussel, take your (obviously) nonskier, gangsta ass, and have someone kick it for you, then leave this site forever

'You're gonna die clown, I alone am best!!!', my friend at 12:30 at night, hyped up on caffine, after convincing himself he was the worlds deadliest sniper.
 
4real, i can 180 on skis... i suck. i can frontflip and 540 on snowblades. theres absolutlely no comparison. my friend who had never skied put on snowblades and threw down 7's the whole day.

 
I just felt like clarifying that they are indeed called skiblades. SkiBOARDS was some crappy idea where some guy put his alpine snowboard so both his feet were facing somewhat foward, and then grabbed some poles and proceeded to look like a douche-bag as he came down the mountain. I only saw it once, and i was so confused i couldn't sleep that night.

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FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO SKANK!
 
dude, did you get your shots after the bite, you don't wanna get poseritis

' Anyone smell that up-G?' Chris Turpin

I flunked out of school cause i'm hardcore.

And this whole time i thought my penis was just inside out.

 
yo where is the real k2skipimp, if thats him what the hell happened to all of his posts,

TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS, KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
 
Hepcat, no u are wrong the real name is skiboards, the ppl who invented it called them skiboards, but ppl also know them as snowblade skiblades and alot of other names.

The Roussel
 
actually they are called skiboards. the snowboard w/ bindings is called a monoboard.

'You're gonna die clown, I alone am best!!!', my friend at 12:30 at night, hyped up on caffine, after convincing himself he was the worlds deadliest sniper.
 
skiboarding is hard its like running around in your shoes dropping of 3s i do that sometimes.

not skiboard but run around dropping 3s

respect the architect
 
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