Oh boy.. when I was in 6th grade I began dating a girl, in fact it was the first girl I ever really dated.
Phil decided he didn't want to be held down tho..
I didn't really know how to break up with her since it was my first gf
She was really into me, made it much more difficult
Already her friends were clingy and thought we were the cutest thing ever
How could I break up without me having to do the dirty work..
Optimistically I created a plan to switch the rolls and make her hate me
Monday comes around and it begins..
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Silent. Completely ignore her every minute of the day
Every lunch period, walk passed her table, toss a $00.25 cookie at her
Xactly what I planned happens, she breaks up with me after 3 days through a friend.
Well OP, not super relevant to your situation...
but try reading the first letter of every line and you might find your problem