what's your worst injury skiing?

haha, i never have gotten a ski injury but, intill yesterday were i dislocated my thumb and thats not a fun injury to have while sitting at home, all alone...

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either on March 2nd, i overshot big side at Buttermilk by 40 feet and crushed my growth plate in my ankle, or when i was 7 i tried a backscratcher off a table at Telluride and caught my tips, flying forward and got a major concussion....

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'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

 
Broke my tibia on a jump with those damn snowblades..that was the last time i used them, got some twin tips,

Why Is It That Canada Kicks So Much Ass?
 
ok this wasnt me but a friend with the worst luck:

he tries a backflip on the one powder day we've had in years and sticks it. then he tries it again and breaks his collar bone. 3 weeks later (mere days after his arm is out of the sling from the previous injury) he goes off this little table with way too much speed and clears the landing. he rebreaks his collar bone

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this is my first season on twin tips so i havent had any bad injuries, but i did break 4 ribs about a week ago

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
i got two identical gashes from my elbow to my wrist at high north. it was cool cuz it was all bloody and stuff and it was on both arms so i looked really tough.

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
i just fucked up my rotator cup yesterday during the comp

friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
 
my friend's ribs cracked and broke through the skin.......he also hit his head........there was blood everywhere

Paxie=odd name huh?? but i'm still a ski goddess.

'oh for sure. mon petiti chou-chou'-candide thovex.
 
i decked hard about 5 days ago and the diag was:

slightly fractured pelvis underneath a hematoma and 2nd degree seperation of left shoulder...i have also done my left collar bone twice in different places due to skiing...fuckin shoulders just get in the way all the time

 
Because of the broken leg, I had to get two 10' metal rods put in and had to be in a body cast for 6 weeks. When I was in a body cast from this injury, I tried to walk on crutches. I fell back, put all my weight (plus the cast) on the leg. One of the rods came out of my knee, piercing the skin. Oh yes.

These things make me mad.
 
me...3 broken ribs...my friend....got his sack ripped open while railing downtown.

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Sometimes it just takes lots of practice and the will to beat your face in, get back up, and do it again is what it's all about.....

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I was warming up for a big air comp at lake louise last year and there was about 4 inches of fresh heavy wet powder. in anycase i landed backwayrds after throwing a ' switch misty 10' haha and i landed and one of my skis fell off. so i am going backwards on one ski and i tried to turn around and i hit a match of wet powedr. this caused my tibia to spiral fracture and explode into tiny peices. then all my weight was on my fib and it snaped over at 90 degrees. long story short i had a lung complication in the hospital and almost died in surgery and jsut about lost my leg from the knee down.

 
never had a skiing injury till this season. January 12 2003 radius/ulna fracture...reconstructed w/ hardware. I dropped a cornice onto pure ice and ate shit. bad idea.

then february 27, 2003 skiing w/ cast on (against medical advice of course cause i'm real smart) fall weird landing 5 after I had been nailing it all day. binding doesn't release, spiral fracture in fibula, torn meniscus. the doctor wasn't too pleased.

they're not life-threatening but injuries suck and i congragulate myself on being such a retard...

 
ruptured spleen and bruised kidney after overshooting whitefaces biggest hit last year. i over rotated a backflip and landed on my back. spent 8 days in the hospital, 5 were in the ICU.

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K2Skier->gallant said i have pretty eyes
 
nothing worse than a bad concussion from a rail

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

-Lily Tomlin
 
i lost about 1/2 inch of forward motion in my left thumb, it's my reoccuring injury

'You're gonna die clown, I alone am best!!!', my friend at 12:30 at night, hyped up on caffine, after convincing himself he was the worlds deadliest sniper.
 
uuh, two years ago i fractured my left collarbone, last season i half tore my acl, three weeks later i dislocated my shoudler, and then this year i think i broke, and dislocated my thumb numerous times in the past 3 months

so fuck you too

sub honcho of ECVM
 
runny nose

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
broken fibula, cracked tibia, and a broken foot bone..all from the same crash

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Masturbation....the best 15 seconds of my life.
 
I had my first injury 4 days ago popped my shoulder out the second day after I learned carve 3's I corked rotated about 450 degrees and landed on my side my shoudler hit first then my face my nose got packed with slush it's never happened to me before It felt really weird. I think I might get a helmet soon

Crashin' with Passion'
 
Flat out Death

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
femur - hard core shit. If you're going to break something you might as well break on of the most painful and awkard bones in your body :)good job

me - no brakages just a couple of dislocated shoulders

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'that sounds like taking a crap with the window open' - Five0

Just JIB It !!

 
i broke my right tighs (or tigh?) after a backy...12 screws and a nice titanium plate...Hey today's the day i got allowed to go back skiing...

 
Concussion and sprained wrist from overshooting a table by 40 feet. . .i hit it way too fast trying to impress a girl. . . dumb me

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torn penis - the bitch bit me!

haha, actually I broke my wrist really bad and had a severe concussion.. I had low blood pressure, unconscious for about 5 minutes (which can result in brain damage if it is more then a few minutes)

all that good stuff

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
my sister.. hitting the last jusp of the day over cleared it shaddered her foot and broke her back two years ago....... luckly she fine know but her foot sucks dick now

 
Ive had about 7 concussions from skiing (16 total) 3 broken ribs, torn ACL, dislocated both shoulders at once in the woods, broken thumb, broke 2 fingers, 9 stitches in my eye brow, seperated 2 discs in my lower back. all i can think of now.

 
It's so weeeeeeiiiirrrrrd, thumbs are so the msot common injury in skiing. Pretty much every time i miss a landing my thumbs are hurt in some way. Worst injury? No bones to date, but i dig a nose dive once (their always fun) and cut the inside of my bottom lip right across the inside of my mouth, like 2 inches worth.

Superman (shh, don't tell anyone!)
 
upside, 16 concussions?

how many brain cells have you lost?

& your not one of those kids that bumps their head and automatically calls it a concussion are you?

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
we find big jump that used to be quater i hit but me no have enough speed and i go up then down again and me land flat it sucked cuz i was like 2 feet from clearing it.......i managed to do it twice and only bitch about it...i fell from like 25 feet straight down i was suprised i never got it bad. i never wanna break my right hand it would be bad. very bad.

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Ah fuck it, just huck it..EH
 
i'm confuzed, did NewO actually get hurt or not, can't understand...

-If people don't want 'Posers' in their sport they should quit skiing and take up knitting. I highly doubt that anyone 'Poses' as a knitter. -Jibtech

 
I have never had a serious injury, and I am glad, think that a injury from doing tricks is pretty risky.

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ive only been skiing for a year so i dont have much to work with except one..... i 270d onto a rainbow box and slid the whole thing to fakie and i was going superfast...... when i went to turn out regular i caught an edge.... my pole planted downhill and i flew into it eyesocket first with all my weight..... it split a hole in my eyelid and i had to get 7 stitches on my eyelid and they had to pry open my bloody bruised shut eye socket..... so im lucky it was my only injury

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almost snapped my collar bone through tryin a five in feb then rebroke the night before i went to killy havent skiied? skiid? i dont no how u speell it since february

ahaha u nutted urself
 
first crash in blunt where the guy hits the transfer gap, i did that. but nothing too serious just big cuts on my face from falling on slush

bitch i though u knew
 
lets see... accumulated from the years of competing and random rediculous acts... i have a messed up shoulder.. some random pain in my back. ive been landed on and gotten a pretty good concussion... and then theres 2 blown out knees. one my junior year due to a screamin seemen and a severely overshot landing pad.. and the second my senior year due to a road gap...

 
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