Whats your will?

[TunaFishTacos]

Everyones talking about may 21 judgment day and who's gonna live and die. If you happen to get eaten by a zombie in the apocalypse what will your will be? Sending all your jiberish to your frandparents?

 

[Kangbang]

Why would you waste time making a will when you could be fucking bitches, the world is "supposedly" going to end.

 

[Jahrassicpark]

describe frandparents

 

[k-rob]

"i decided to write this will, but then i realized i have nothing to give anyone, so this will is fucking pointless."

 

[Cufe.]

I think my will will be

To whom it may concern,

I _____________________ (name), have made a bet with the christian girl across the street. If May,22,2011 arrives with no rapture having occured then _________________________ (her name) will allow me to take her to my room for three or more (≥3) hours of sex.

Signed

____________________ (signature here) ______________________ (her signature)

yes, I think that about covers it.

 

[.AR6rider.]

I guarantee you've never fucked any bitches.

 

[feihlination]

who would read your will anyways. the alien director of slavery will have a nice time reading it while you suck a near infinite amount of alien dicks.

(the part with the alien director is clearly speculation. could also be another position responsible for that)