What’s your type?

[Dan3L]

Mine is brown hair, green eyes, freckles, tan skin, and a massive meat scepter

 

[MiIfHunter]

?

 

[elcheapo]

Happy, don't need no grumpy

 

[Jems]

I only date girls who can at least cork 7

 

[MoneyMakerMike]

I only date girls who can at least cork 7

I only date girls who can triple…

 

[ski_salmon69]

Tall girls are kinda nice…

but really i don’t care, i just want her to like me back

 

[r00kie]

Heartbreakers apparently.

 

[iced]

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Type 3+

 

[JAHpow]

Soft freckles

 

[Session]

Heartbreakers apparently.

r/sadcringe

 

[BrandoComando]

OP’s mom

 

[WoFlowz]

Ones that aren’t interested in me

 

[Butterytips69]

Type 3+

Beat me to it

 

[armchair_skier]

1. Not evil

2. Into physical activity/fitness

3. Not crazy

 

[JAHpow]

1. Not evil

2. Into physical activity/fitness

3. Not crazy

Pick 2

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Grass/water

 

[armchair_skier]

Pick 2

Yea

 

[twinkle_toes]

Skis have to be center mounted (bit of lenience with AT setups)

Bonus points for having booster straps

Lime green ski pants are a deal breaker

2xl minimum

Listens to Adele / Taylor Swift while skiing = red flag

Gets tired after skiing 5 laps = red flag

Wants to hide in the trees to smoke weed every lap = red flag

Only spins one way = red flag

Can't hit a rail unnat = red flag

Would rather sleep in than wake up at 5am to go touring = red flag

Applicants that meet these requirements please send an application. Thank you for your time

**This post was edited on Jun 12th 2021 at 9:12:17pm

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Skis have to be center mounted (bit of lenience with AT setups)

Bonus points for having booster straps

Lime green ski pants are a deal breaker

2xl minimum

Listens to Adele / Taylor Swift while skiing = red flag

Gets tired after skiing 5 laps = red flag

Wants to hide in the trees to smoke weed every lap = red flag

Only spins one way = red flag

Can't hit a rail unnat = red flag

Would rather sleep in than wake up at 5am to go touring = red flag

Applicants that meet these requirements please send an application. Thank you for your time

**This post was edited on Jun 12th 2021 at 9:12:17pm

this post ?

 

[weastcoat]

Is hot

isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here

 

[theabortionator]

Times New Roman

 

[Dan3L]

Times New Roman

Haha I laugh

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Is hot

isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here

Lol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.

 

[twinkle_toes]

Lol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.

Yea kissing really tall guys hurts ur neck anyways. Have to bend it at a solid 90 degree angle and snap every vertebrae in your back just to reach his face

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Yea kissing really tall guys hurts ur neck anyways. Have to bend it at a solid 90 degree angle and snap every vertebrae in your back just to reach his face

Wb 90 down? My 7th grade gf was 6'1 lmao

 

[CharlzHub]

Older than 13 = ?

 

[Jems]

Is hot

isnt taller than me

ay Where my short kings at 5-9 gang over here

outta here bud you’re not short

 

[weastcoat]

outta here bud you’re not short

Idk I feel short cause a lot of girls I know are real close to me in height lol

 

[Jems]

Lol 5'9 isn't short. Man that's perfect for a skier. Best of both worlds taller for chicks, shorter for tricks.

i stg height doesn’t matter, alex hall is 6’4 and he’s arguably one of the best skiers in the world

 

[Dan3L]

Idk I feel short cause a lot of girls I know are real close to me in height lol

Easier to pipe standing up, sounds like a W

 

[Young_patty]

smol, can make me laugh, has actual hobbies, in decent shape.

not really too picky when it comes to specific looks or body type- if you're a cutie that I actually like talking to/spending time with then you're in.

 

[Proboscis]

Same

 

[armchair_skier]

Easier to pipe standing up, sounds like a W

Used to be with a girl who was 4’11 and I’m 6ft and can confirm being similar heights makes sex way easier for both ppl. She was a year older than me too lmao.

 

[S.C]

I only date girls who can triple…

If that's your criteria then I think you might need to reevaluate your sexuality dude

 

[Angioedema]

Hard working

 

[Mackaroni_space]

I like girls that exist and aren’t figments of my schizophrenic imagination

 

[little1337]

Why, my lovely girlfriend of course!

 

[zues]

big booty brown for sure

 

[switchlip2]

can ski and bike, also takes a shower once a day most of the time

 

[GayWolf420]

Mine is respecting the ladies because if you aren't, then you're disrespecting them. *Cowboy emoji*

 

[sullivano*b]

Mine is brown hair, green eyes, freckles, tan skin, and a massive meat scepter

same except one of those things and eye color isn’t that big but brown seems better ig

**This post was edited on Jun 14th 2021 at 10:05:47pm

 

[WoFlowz]

A Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170

 

[Mackaroni_space]

A Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170

When she’s a Panasonic ??

 

[WoFlowz]

When she’s a Panasonic ??

 

[Idahoe]

just realized I'm kinda into chubby girls. not talking obese but its just really nice to cuddle with someone thats a lil chunky.

 

[Idahoe]

A Panasonic DVC Pro AG-HVX200 3CCD P2 HD professional camcorder or a HPX170

This is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.

 

[Notaskibum]

Gd y'all are down bad for real, summer ns has an unbelievable level of horniness fr, where is the patrol

 

[WoFlowz]

This is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.

Eat the guts was filmed on a DVX

 

[Butterytips69]

Gd y'all are down bad for real, summer ns has an unbelievable level of horniness fr, where is the patrol

 

[WoFlowz]

This is now a panasonic dv camcorder thread

just snagged this DVX100a on goodwill.com for about 15 dollars. no clue if it works, and honestly have no idea if its a good camera or not cuz I bought it on a whim cuz it kinda looks like a vx1000.

Just found one on their for 12$ might have to get one even if it doesn’t work and set her up tapeless if she does