What's your strangest insecurity?

Snowpeck

Snowpeck

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Mines gotta be my tongue. Wish I had a longer one cuz I think it would help in making out and shit. How about you guys?
 
I was born a male but am secretly a female on the inside but I’m actually transgender so I just act like a male anyways.
 
My ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!
 
13843510:chacha33 said:
The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.
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Haha same, my wipers can either be on slow or light speed. Always feel like an idiot when it's not raining that much but the slow speed is too slow.

Also, when I want to turn my headlights on while I'm driving I try to do it when no one is coming or in front of me. I always assume the other drivers will think I'm flashing my brights at them for no reason.
 
That people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
 
13843587:Arabian said:
That people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
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have fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car
 
13843719:CheddarJack said:
have fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car
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Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
 
13843732:.lencon said:
Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
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run/walk against traffic, bike and drive with traffic, so yeah most places your explanation holds
 
13843732:.lencon said:
Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
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Wait what? Fuck I'll just walk on the side of the sidewalk that I be felling like tho. Fuck these standards and shit ya dig? Deadass B.
 
13843732:.lencon said:
Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
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Yes. For that reason. When on a bike, you’re going fast enough that a head on a collision would be much worse.
 
13843536:frickindarn said:
My ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!
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You're not the only one...I say the stupidest things sometimes
 
13843510:chacha33 said:
The speed my windshield wipers are moving relative to how much its raining.
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13843586:JAHpow said:
Haha same, my wipers can either be on slow or light speed. Always feel like an idiot when it's not raining that much but the slow speed is too slow.

Also, when I want to turn my headlights on while I'm driving I try to do it when no one is coming or in front of me. I always assume the other drivers will think I'm flashing my brights at them for no reason.
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My truck has a rain sensing windshield wipers that automatically adjust the wipers to the amount of rain....... was great for the longest time, kinda starting to act a lil lazynow
 
I can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone
 
13843878:Daph said:
I can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone
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I feel you there with the throwing.

After breaking my arm and being in a cast for 6+ months when I was a kid I had to relearn everything with my formerly non-dominant hand. Throwing wasn't one of those things that I relearned apparently.
 
13843878:Daph said:
I can't throw or catch for shit and it's even worse when there's lots of people around and someone tosses something at me and I look like a turtle having a seizure when I try to catch it. And I always over throw or under throw when I have to toss something to someone
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Let's drink some beers and play cornhole till you dial in your toss game. Or knock me unconscious. Which ever comes first
 
13843536:frickindarn said:
My ability to say what I’m thinking clearly. I think I’m a smart dude but I say dumb shit all the time and I seem pretty dumb. It makes me feel like shit LOL AT LEAST IM FUNNY!!!
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I go through this struggle every day. I do not articulate well :-(
 
13843587:Arabian said:
That people are going to judge me for not walking on the correct side of the fucking sidewalk LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO BECAUSE IT MIMICS CAR TRAFFIC AND ESTABLISHES A STANDARD YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
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13843719:CheddarJack said:
have fun arguing when you get blindsided by a car
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13843732:.lencon said:
Aren't you actually supposed to walk/run on the left side of the road, but bike/drive on the right??
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13843735:Mr.Mitten said:
run/walk against traffic, bike and drive with traffic, so yeah most places your explanation holds
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13843736:Jesse_ said:
Wait what? Fuck I'll just walk on the side of the sidewalk that I be felling like tho. Fuck these standards and shit ya dig? Deadass B.
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13843737:CheddarJack said:
Yes. For that reason. When on a bike, you’re going fast enough that a head on a collision would be much worse.
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Arabian was talking about on the sidewalk itself. like, pretend it's a little road and stay to the right, pass slower people on their left

but yes in most places the standard for if youre on the road itself is be on the left if youre walking, be on the right if youre biking
 
13844193:SofaKingSick said:
Arabian was talking about on the sidewalk itself. like, pretend it's a little road and stay to the right, pass slower people on their left

but yes in most places the standard for if youre on the road itself is be on the left if youre walking, be on the right if youre biking
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This
 
I just don't want to be an endless string of myself laughing. Never do salvia

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2017 at 3:01:31pm
 
13844272:Wall_Nut said:
I just don't want to be an endless string of myself laughing. Never do salvia

**This post was edited on Oct 11th 2017 at 3:01:31pm
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Salvia is truly terrifying, it is the only drug I've come across that rivals DMT's WTF-factor
 
13844134:OJulier said:
As a swiss guy, talking standard german instead of swiss german. Obviously, most of you can't relate...
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Fuckkk man. Used to live there, and picked up swiss german. Now everytime I talk with my german family friends, they look at me like I grew an extra chromosome. Thank god for english.
 
I don't wear underwear because i'm scared if I bend over I'll have a whale tail so I just don't wear anything ever and it's prettty liberating tbh
 
13844261:1337 said:
This
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I was talking about the sidewalk you doofuses. Being on the street is a different situation altogether, and you run towards oncoming traffic, but bike/drive WITH traffic, because you are effectively a motor vehicle at that point. And if there is no bike lane, so help me I will find you if you ride abreast.
 
13844969:Arabian said:
I was talking about the sidewalk you doofuses. Being on the street is a different situation altogether, and you run towards oncoming traffic, but bike/drive WITH traffic, because you are effectively a motor vehicle at that point. And if there is no bike lane, so help me I will find you if you ride abreast.
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Arre you even a real person, Arabian?
 
My massive nose and my body size, almost 21 and people probably assume I’m still in high school.

Also I mess up sentences whenever I’m remotely nervous talking to someone, like my boss.
 
my fake front teeth are a big one, my other big one is blushing stupidly fucking easily whenever i'm attracted to someone.
 
13845201:daannnnieel said:
my fake front teeth are a big one, my other big one is blushing stupidly fucking easily whenever i'm attracted to someone.
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You're not the only one with the regular inconvenient blushing problem... It's super annoying!!!
 
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