Whats your snow dance? We fucking need it

I book a trip. Because wherever I go, the snow follows. I'm like a walking, talking, snow magnet.....anyone wanna book me a trip to their home mountain?
 
Something I’ve found to always help with snow fall is sticking your penis on the snow machines. I guess the snow machines must like it or something cause they always produce harder after and they send signals to there’s cloud buds that’s your a good guy and send more snow your way. But after you do it once you have to keep providing or they get angry and damn you with a drought
 
13873492:Dmilky3 said:
Something I’ve found to always help with snow fall is sticking your penis on the snow machines. I guess the snow machines must like it or something cause they always produce harder after and they send signals to there’s cloud buds that’s your a good guy and send more snow your way. But after you do it once you have to keep providing or they get angry and damn you with a drought

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