what's your porn star name?

sally robins, that porn name sucks I'm a guy. fuck

some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

acholcol makes me its bitch
 
using the pet formula im Naughty Eagle

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
charles saratoga

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
David Buck Rub, my street is Buck Rub Ct. wut kinda fucked up shit is that.

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
Shadow Higuera

---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis

 
Libra McLean

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
Hugh G. Rection

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Skittles Bathgate

or according to the middle name and street one

robert tiffany

Tip-2-Tip We Rule
 
Luke Senate. sounds like a guys name.

watch out hahaha

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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 
Michael Woodcrest.

(middle name)+(street)

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
Kevin Alder, but I prefer Haywood Jablomee

770 people died from terrorist attacks in 2003

2,500 people die a day in the Congo from the civil war
 
casey inlake!

pretty damn old im sure

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

 
midnight tri-town water. wow, cant wait to use my crappy ass porn name

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
I thought it was street name and then pet name..

Russell Pusswilldo

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

Member# 101
 
Rex taintor

^^^ o yes

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
Pet = Spike Coolbreeze

Middle name = Chris Coolbreeze

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Skiing or sex?

'honeslty for me skiing, while I'm having sex I think about skiing, but when I'm skiing I don't think about sex at all'

fakie_jibber

 
jax chippendale

(pet + street)

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No one on their death bed ever said, 'I wish I'd played it safe' -blind_five
 
snowball hawkcliff (pet + street)

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'

- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
 
'lovely' Lovett Brockwell

What the fuck do you expect? It's like leaving a crackhead in a room full of crack, you know what's gonna happen.
 
pumpkin dumbarton

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
haha^ urs is stupid? pumpkin dumbarton

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'It wouldent fall on you if you couldent handle it' ~ Tanner hall ~
 
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