what's your porn star name?

NoTeefa

NoTeefa

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this is how you figure it out...

your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the first street you lived on, but if you lived on a numbered street just choose a street somewhere near your house

'sunny' kent kangley at yer service ladies...

you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.

apE
 
no you have it all wrong, its your middle name and the street you live on. Joeseph Chestnut

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

HIGH NORTH SESSION 5, who's with me?

 
Gordita Lamborn

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Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on her-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

I dont have a good feeling about this-Han Solo-One of the first star wars movies

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
will monterey

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

 
hollywood young

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
i love mine George Cedar

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Timothy Oakland

FARP

My brother on the Japanese tourists looking at the wreck of the Arizona in Hawaii. 'Hey thats where uncle Henry komikazed!'
 
sheeba ferguson....... or bootsie ferguson, i dont know wich cat came first.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
my middle name one is pretty good: 'Fay Boston Colden'

J'aime l'amour a trois

'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
stoney west

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'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
martin steele, i guess i'd have to be in gay porn

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
Tudor Terrebonne. Gay name... It half-works in french.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
Zepher Butternut, ghram or whatever, you lived one one cool road.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
abbey depot....damn mine sux

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
william port au prince

'and his name is RENTALRIDER2! hahahahahahahahahaha. I can just imagine a blinged out gangsta walking into a tourist ski rental shop and coming out with oldschool white boots and k2 4's.' -davidh
 
its either cady alderbrook if you use the pet one... or Marie Alderbrook

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
tommy-joe pleasant shade

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
tommy-joe pleasant shade

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
either Cookie Fairhaven (with the pet name) or Jonathan Fairhaven, both kinda weak

seeing as how I'm a guy and I don't have a cookie...

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
Either Spencer Westridge (pet name) or Lawrence Baxter (street and middle init)

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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dash south

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
Duke Steens.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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