What's your Phobia?

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Nine_Milla_Killa

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Mine is other people's dead hair on me.

Sometimes I find a disgusting long piece of hair on my arm or shoulder or something at school. It's so gross. ugh, just thinking about it makes me shiver.

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Anti-Triskadecaphobia

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Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it

 
i know that dosnet count, but its a pretty sic word

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Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Shop

Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it

 
hair is already dead isnt it? but anywho,mines spiders,i dont get all freaky when i see them and stuff,like i pick them up but if one is on me and i dont know,i hate that man,its a terrible feelin,i dont know why but it is

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
i, must be the only freerider who has a fear of heights

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only when i dont have twigs on my feet tho

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yea dead hair is so ew. *shiver*. when it's in food and you know it's not yours...that's the worst.

I think I'm scared of drowning. I sail a bunch, and I was racing last year out in the middle of our lake, and we had at least 5 foot waves and thunder and lightning and such, and it was in mid-november, which wasn't the smartest thing. we almost capsized. I was scared shitliss. and I lost my contacts so I couldn't see. but I worked my ass off anyway to get home safely. yea I think it's drowning.

marian
 
I'm scared of heights too..but I still do like diving and ski jumps. I'm also scared of clowns...coulodrophobia. I think that's what it's called. Spiders are pretty scary things too cuz they like crawl all over you and it's sick.

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nothing but death really...maybe dying alone?

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

-Lagwagon is a moron....

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being in a room with lateralis or k2skeepimp

You don't know shit about fuck, my man-Robin Williams

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getting into a bed that hasnt been washed after someone other than yourself has had sex in it... eww

im out
 
Getting stuck. Like being stuck working in a dead-end job with a husband and kids that I don't really like, not being able to do things that I love or be with people that I enjoy being around.

 
Snakes, sharks and huge waves freak me out! My ex boyfriend was really scared of clowns and life like dolls, and we went to Venice where they have these really horrible masks and he wouldn't even walk past the shop!

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spiders and el niño

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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
^ im with him

and shemales

what the fuck is with that?

like honestly

are you a damn guy or a damn girl?

and are they born that way?

or are they just men with breast implants?

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
the scary thing is some of them are hot. i was watching maury and there were some on, and i didn't know at first, all i saw was a shitload of hot babes, and i was like 'man, i'd love to do them all', then the caption came up at the bottom of the screen and i was scared. but really, i wouldn't know what to do if i went to fuck a really hot chick and she had a dick

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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
yeah man i saw that thing on maury it was gross. i thought they were hot until i heard they were shemales and i didn't know what to do.

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spiders freak the mother fucking shit out of me. i have arachnaphobia and a half!

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
spiders and needles...when you wake up and theres like a spider running on your arm.oh man i get so grossed out then i can't go back to sleep till its dead.

 
I am scared of those shows on TLC and Discovery late at night about ghost and the paranormal. I am always watching them alone, late at night and I have to watch the whole thing even though I know I will be scared shitless when I have to go to bed. I don't really believe in too much of that stuff, but it always scares me anyway.

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being raped by a man... with out lube.... with lube, ok, i wouldnt mind that... but w/out lube.. oh shit.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

 
i also dont like not having control over myself, i'm a pretty big guy, and can really hurt people when i get drunk, or high, or horny.

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spiders, snakes, nutting rails, underrotating spins off big jumps (ie...270 and not 360)

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Well to tell u the truth i kinda have a small bit of fear for everything, but its not what u arent afraid of, its what ure afraid of and still do, that makes courage

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OH MAN what martin said is sooooo true...I stepped on a big ass snake in bare feet when I was like 7, I couldnt see him cause the grass was so high and I felt that thing slide under my foot and I nearly (I may have, I cant remember, I was like 7) shit my pants.

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fear of being paralized and clostrophobia...not like i cant be in a elevator....i have this freaky fear of getting trapped under a car seat...its messed up...

www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'

 
yea, i feer failure too

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Viva la Resistance!

'wow, you can ski backwards on those things?!'
 
one more...being retired at age 60 and having no money

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Junction 133 Productions
 
parking garages

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big jumps, but that's what makes it fun

also, not being able to do anything cause of an injury, being old, or some illness

 
^Yea, I have to agree with the big jumps one too. I'll see this jump that's like 10x taller than me and I seriously start to freak out.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
Am I the only person out there afraid of chickens?? That and ladders.

Yeah, Im a freak...

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Maybe not chicken, but there are these geese that live by a nearby pond. Those things are like killer geese. They'll chase you and like bite ur ass if u aren't fast enough.

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
 
Chickens will attack you and peck out your eyes. I know this.

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I have kind of an odd phobia

the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is watching you

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
I'm kinda worried too that dead ancestors are watching me when I'm rubbing one out or something like that.

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Bombing for Peace is like Screwing for Virginity.
 
now bigskia,why wouldnt you like to be in a room with me and k2skeepimp,we wouldnt bite........well maybe a little

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
haha thats an interesting phobia there matt...lol

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Clowns- Coulrophobia

Depth- Bathophobia

Everything- Panophobia, Panphobia, Pamphobia, or Pantophobia.

Erection, losing an- Medomalacuphobia.

Genitals, particularly female- Kolpophobia.

Genitalia, female- Eurotophobia.

Gravity- Barophobia.

Heights- Acrophobia, Altophobia, Batophobia, Hypsiphobia or Hyposophobia.

Homosexuality or of becoming homosexual- Homophobia.

Sermons- Homilophobia.

Sex- Genophobia.

lol I though some of these were funny phobialist.com

www.phobialist.com

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