What’s your most embarrassing story?

I have many but one that comes to mind. I use to ride for a motorcycle club many years back, got into it thinking it was for me but once I got my prospect rockers and started in the thick of things I found it wasnt for me. I ended up turning my colors in after I found it wasnt for me and which is considered leaving honorable. Fast forward to many years later, I still support the club to this day but I was at a chapters birthday party a few years back where they throw this huge weekend party every year, you name it, it was there, all sorts of crazy shit going on. Well dumb guy here decides to get completely wasted drunk, sits down in one of the main chairs in the clubhouse around 4 am and passes out. I wake up to motorcycles doing burnouts on the floor right next to me about 2 hours later and everyone laughing at me. There still had to be about 50-60 people still there and I stand up and look to see my shoelaces tied together, no big deal, cut them in half with the old pocket knife but when I get to the rest room, yeah, I had permanent marker all over my face, no dicks but just stupid shit. They wanted to shave my eyebrows and head but one of the members I know really well wouldnt let them, thank goodness. I had to ride home that morning with marker doodles all over my face, sitting in Portland traffic like an ass wearing my open face helmet. Granted I probably looked better than some others that wander down around there but it was embarrassing to me. Brake clean works good at taking permanent marker off if any of you need to know, just be prepared for it drying the shit out of your skin.
 
Was it a 1% MC?? I had a long chat with a Hells Angel at the Beaver in Stateline in Tahoe once. Didn’t realize he was a Hells Angel until after. Told some crazy stories

14360379:oldmanski said:
I have many but one that comes to mind. I use to ride for a motorcycle club many years back, got into it thinking it was for me but once I got my prospect rockers and started in the thick of things I found it wasnt for me. I ended up turning my colors in after I found it wasnt for me and which is considered leaving honorable. Fast forward to many years later, I still support the club to this day but I was at a chapters birthday party a few years back where they throw this huge weekend party every year, you name it, it was there, all sorts of crazy shit going on. Well dumb guy here decides to get completely wasted drunk, sits down in one of the main chairs in the clubhouse around 4 am and passes out. I wake up to motorcycles doing burnouts on the floor right next to me about 2 hours later and everyone laughing at me. There still had to be about 50-60 people still there and I stand up and look to see my shoelaces tied together, no big deal, cut them in half with the old pocket knife but when I get to the rest room, yeah, I had permanent marker all over my face, no dicks but just stupid shit. They wanted to shave my eyebrows and head but one of the members I know really well wouldnt let them, thank goodness. I had to ride home that morning with marker doodles all over my face, sitting in Portland traffic like an ass wearing my open face helmet. Granted I probably looked better than some others that wander down around there but it was embarrassing to me. Brake clean works good at taking permanent marker off if any of you need to know, just be prepared for it drying the shit out of your skin.
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14360447:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
Was it a 1% MC?? I had a long chat with a Hells Angel at the Beaver in Stateline in Tahoe once. Didn’t realize he was a Hells Angel until after. Told some crazy stories
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Yes and I have many close friends/brothers that are HA's. Just not a lifestyle for me.
 
Oh wow I was really just doing a shot in the dark with the 1%er thing! The guy I talked to was an honorable retiree or something because of a family illness and was still protected by an affiliated MC in South Lake. He said when he flew his colors outside of the basin, another MC had beef (I think it was the Mongols or Vandals?). Crazy talking to that guy

14360867:oldmanski said:
Yes and I have many close friends/brothers that are HA's. Just not a lifestyle for me.
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14360983:BradFiAusNzCoCa said:
Oh wow I was really just doing a shot in the dark with the 1%er thing! The guy I talked to was an honorable retiree or something because of a family illness and was still protected by an affiliated MC in South Lake. He said when he flew his colors outside of the basin, another MC had beef (I think it was the Mongols or Vandals?). Crazy talking to that guy
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It is definitely a lifestyle that is not known to others, I joined for the love of motorcycles and I love riding them. There is just a whole other level of politics that just wasnt for me like flying your colors in other clubs areas without permission was a big no no. You can do what you want, but you cant. Just wasnt for me. Lots of clubs have beef with one another, HA's and Mongols probably have the longest running beef, gun, knife fights all the time. Many dont go reported. I have some crazy stories and have seen some crazy shit, just glad I am not involved anymore.
 
damn how am I just reading this thread for the first time.

My most embarrassing moments truly have been times where I took far too many drugs, but that's embarrassing in more of a sad way than an entertaining way. Doing a lot better these days

There was one time that I pissed myself when I overshot a somewhat large jump really badly on a very full bladder. I went home next lap and had to smell my piss-soaked self all the way home. Shame
 
14360998:oldmanski said:
It is definitely a lifestyle that is not known to others, I joined for the love of motorcycles and I love riding them. There is just a whole other level of politics that just wasnt for me like flying your colors in other clubs areas without permission was a big no no. You can do what you want, but you cant. Just wasnt for me. Lots of clubs have beef with one another, HA's and Mongols probably have the longest running beef, gun, knife fights all the time. Many dont go reported. I have some crazy stories and have seen some crazy shit, just glad I am not involved anymore.
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This is old, but you are the coolest person this site haha
 
14464112:GrandThings said:
This is old, but you are the coolest person this site haha
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Thank you! Im sure there are much cooler people on here than me but I very much appreciate this. This goes up there with something that has been said to me that sticks. Thanks man.
 
There was one time that I pissed myself when I overshot a somewhat large jump really badly on a very full bladder. I went home next lap and had to smell my piss-soaked self all the way home. Shame[/quote]

Hahahahahaha
 
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