What's your morning routine

wake up @6am

coffee

spin bike

go to work, open up shop @10am

go skiing around 11am

come back to work around 1-2pm
 
Wake up whenever

Eye drops ti unglue eyes

#2#1 or brush teeth whatever is most urgent

Watch TV, something mellow we're people aren't arguing

Look at phone till I finish waking up, 1.5-2hrs

Do whatever
 
>alarm goes off at 5:59am

>roll out of bed/turn pc on and check in 6:00am

>make coffee and relax til 6:25am

>say/email something bullshit at 6:30am to show I'm working

>take shit and chill until 7:30am

>Browse the internet and putter around while doing the least amount of effort for my job to not get any attention

All in all i maybe do about 1-2 hours of actual work from 6am-3pm. 5 day/40 hour work week is a fucking joke. WFH is the best thing about covid
 
1. put on my full tilts

2. swim with dolphins

3. make sure I have good new schoolers karma

4. sleep
 
3:30am alarm - use washroom, get gym clothes on

3:45am eat

4:30am drive to gym and lift

6:15am drive home and rinse body/wash face

6:40am help get kiddos ready for preschool, make husband's lunch

7:00am get dressed/ready for work, blast music

7:30am head to work

7:40am make covfefe, light candle, check personal email

8:00am - 6:30pm work...
 
6:15 wake up, sun salutations

6:20 wash face, put on makeup, brush teeth (walk dog if roommate is in bathroom)

6:40 walk dog (flipped with wash face if roommate was in bathroom)

7:00 get dressed for real

7:05 eat breakfast

7:20 leave for work
 
For most days:

6:30- Wake up and do some light stretching and yoga

7:00- Shower and either go to the gym/bike or just chill

8:00- Start preparing a lunch or dinner depending on the day

8:30- Read the news on computer, drink tea, talk to roommates, listen to music/podcast

9:30- Go to work

For days I don't work:

7:30- Shower, listen to music, make some lunch/dinner, chat with roommates, yoga

9ish- Go ski, maybe for a few hours, maybe all day.
 
12:00 am: begin stressing that its yet another sleepless night

1:00 am: still half listening to podcasts

2~5 am: maybe sleep a bit? Avoid checking what time it is as that makes it worse

6:30 am: alarm goes off. Usually awake before it

6:31 am: fall into a deep sleep

7:00 am: alarm goes off again

7:15 am: open NS

7:30 am: get out of bed, eat, piss, brush teeth, get dressed

7:35 am: start car and get ready for class. Get on NS again

7:49 am: panic and realise what time it is and rush to class, hitting every red light on the way

8-9 am: struggle to stay awake in class

**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2021 at 11:42:08pm
 
14265484:Jems said:
> wake up

> almost shit my pants every morning

> smoke weed

> I forgot
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I struggle with step 2 all the time

the trick is to sleep without pants so theres nothing to shit in
 
14265527:ReturnToMonkey said:
12:00 am: begin stressing that its yet another sleepless night

1:00 am: still half listening to podcasts

2~5 am: maybe sleep a bit? Avoid checking what time it is as that makes it worse

6:30 am: alarm goes off. Usually awake before it

6:31 am: fall into a deep sleep

7:00 am: alarm goes off again

7:15 am: open NS

7:30 am: get out of bed, eat, piss, brush teeth, get dressed

7:35 am: start car and get ready for class. Get on NS again

7:49 am: panic and realise what time it is and rush to class, hitting every red light on the way

8-9 am: struggle to stay awake in class

**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2021 at 11:42:08pm
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podcasts are really a lifesaver for us insomniacs
 
Wake up

poop (before anything else [usually what wakes me up])

put together fire fit

Dangit I can’t find matching socks

say fuck it and put on 2 different socks

make coffee and breaky, lately it’s been cereal with bananers on top- fancy Ik.

open window and watch neighbors cats romp in the garden for a few minutes

log into D2L and begin whatever classes I have that day.
 
Wake up every morning before the alarm due to the dog wanting to go outside

Get a basic workout in before 7 am

Shower/breakfast, kiss the wife and boy goodbye, off to work at 7:30

NS at 8am
 
Wake up in april.

Scream at wall until about november.

Buy ski gear.

To sleepy to ski

Fall asleep until next april.

Repeat.
 
Proclaim love to the world

**This post was edited on Mar 26th 2021 at 10:14:15am

**This post was edited on Mar 26th 2021 at 10:14:49am
 
1. Wake up in the morning, feelin' like P Diddy

2. Grab my glasses

3. I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city

4. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back
 
14265412:safarisam said:
6:15 wake up, sun salutations

6:20 wash face, put on makeup, brush teeth (walk dog if roommate is in bathroom)

6:40 walk dog (flipped with wash face if roommate was in bathroom)

7:00 get dressed for real

7:05 eat breakfast

7:20 leave for work
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except for today apparently when I woke up at 7:00 and left in a hurry at 7:30
 
>snooze my alarm for an hour+

>roll out of bed feeling like shit and depressed

>make coffee and watch the sunrise in my coffee chair

>waste time catching pokemon, browsing newschoolers, and scrolling on insta

>get in my truck and get annoyed with people dropping off their kids at school across the street

>stereo stops working halfway through the drive

>get to work 10-30 minutes late every single day
 
14266021:No.Quarter said:
Can't forget the morning dump I take at work because I like to get paid to poop.
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At my cook job, I got unlimited free coffee... It was great cus free coffee and it induced more time to get paid to shit with my shit for pay. Unfortunately I am now severely addicted to caffeine and it is no longer free
 
14266024:ReturnToMonkey said:
At my cook job, I got unlimited free coffee... It was great cus free coffee and it induced more time to get paid to shit with my shit for pay. Unfortunately I am now severely addicted to caffeine and it is no longer free
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I'd do that if I was burned out on a job, go have lots if toilet time, smoke a bowl, talk on the phone just to move the day along
 
Get up

3 lines of coke

Say bye to the girl that was here (different every time)

have my butler deliver breakfast

take laps in my pool

swim to my other pool

take more laps

a few rounds of tennis on my tennis court

then hop in the lambo and head up to my ski hill
 
10:20 PM

Spend 5 to 10 laying in bed sad

10:30 decide I'll go to work get up and start coffee gathering boots work pants maybe a snack.

10:55 leave home. 11:00 punch in.

9am punch out to go drink or ride when most peoples mornings are just beginning.

It's fucked. Dont work nights
 
14266068:theabortionator said:
10:20 PM

Spend 5 to 10 laying in bed sad

10:30 decide I'll go to work get up and start coffee gathering boots work pants maybe a snack.

10:55 leave home. 11:00 punch in.

9am punch out to go drink or ride when most peoples mornings are just beginning.

It's fucked. Dont work nights
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I did grave shifts for 6 weeks as a computer tech at Dish Network HQ. it was god awful. Then I slept five hours and went to serve tables at Olive Garden. Desk jobs are boring, but that struggle ain’t worth it
 
14265707:TRVP_ANGEL said:
1. Wake up in the morning, feelin' like P Diddy

2. Grab my glasses

3. I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city

4. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin' back
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1. Got my grub on, but didn’t pig out

2. Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out

3. Hooked it up for later as I hit the door

4. Thinkin “will I live another 24?”
 
Wake up somewhere between 7-10am depending on work or what I got going on for the day.

Do 15ish minutes of yoga/stretching.

Make breakfast or go to the coffee shop.

hang out at coffee shop, do homework, shitpost in NS until about noon.

rest of the day is up to whatever
 
Wake up after snoozing my alarms for twenty minutes straight

pre-shower shit ritual

shower

eat/pack lunch for work

brush my teeth

work

come back home

eat

fukn blaze it

watch tv, browse socials til I pass out

rinse and repeat
 
wake up at 6:15

shit from 6:15 to 6:30

get dressed

shit again from 6:40 to 6:50

leave and get to work by 7

shit again after clocking in

(i brush my teeth and put deodorant on at some point in the process)

nicotine is a bitch.
 
14266066:Treegrabber said:
Get up

3 lines of coke

Say bye to the girl that was here (different every time)

have my butler deliver breakfast

take laps in my pool

swim to my other pool

take more laps

a few rounds of tennis on my tennis court

then hop in the lambo and head up to my ski hill
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enlighten me but if you can swim from one pool to another... isn't it just one pool? broke ass only has one pool.
 
I would but broke people like you wouldn’t understand this kind of rich speak

14266725:-olives said:
enlighten me but if you can swim from one pool to another... isn't it just one pool? broke ass only has one pool.
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Wake up at 8:30

shit

shower

Coffee and breakfast

homework and class from 9-3

go skiing

shit

dinner

shower

read

sleep

**This post was edited on Mar 28th 2021 at 12:19:21pm
 
Wake up at 7:50

Hop in Shower, brush teeth, put on suit

Get in Car at 8:15 for 20 minute drive to work

Get to work at 8:30 and work till 5:05 then come home
 
-Wake up

-Piss

-Chug a bottle of water

-Make myself coffee

-Drink coffee that I made while smoking a cigarette

-Proceed to shit my brains out from coffee and cigarette

-Shower and get dressed

If any of these steps are out of order my morning is ruined
 
Wake up.

1. How am I feeling?

A.) Good ----------> Troll NS

B.) Bad -------------> Troll NS

2. Am I hungover?

A.) Yes 8=========> Jerk off / receive BJ ------------> Troll NS

B.) No ----------------> Workout ---------------------> then Troll NS

3.) Am I hungry

A.) Yes 8================> Jerk off ----------------> Eat breakfast

B.) Eat anyway. Be a man.

4.) Is it a weekday?

A.) Yes ------------> Work at about 25% of my actual capacity and troll NS the other 75%

B.) No --------------> Start drinking as early as possible --------> Shitpost the fuck out of NS
 
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