Whats your funny comeback

[Sean...M]

Comments on photo of a girl whose spreading her legs

Jerk girl: not the only time that night ali's legs were open

Now the comeback is that the jerk girl barely ever "opens" her legs, so think of something whitty

 

[clayborn]

haha what?

 

[word-sauce]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS!

 

[word-sauce]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS!

 

[word-sauce]

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE SUCH EXCUISITE BREASTS! there not that good

 

[twix_182]

"at least she has good enough seafood to make it worth opening fulltime and make a profit" then her car explodes and u walk away in the night in slowmotion

 

[Ski311]

"If I wanted a comeback I'd scrape the back of your throat."

 

[Albrecht.]

You ruined it^

but are you asking what a good comeback would be for the girl in the picture in response to the jerk girl who barley ever gets any?

 

[evaroni]

"man go fuck a dude"

 

[Euphoric]

yea sorry bro its actually "if i wanted my cum back i'd scrape it off your moms teeth"

 

[beer.]

the jerk store called, theyre running out of you

 

[james44]

haha thats a terrible comeback

but still funny for some reason

+++karmas

 

[james44]

say somthing like "atleast when she opens her legs people dont run away"

...sorry thats all ive got

 

[TechnoPotamus]

haha it's almost not really necessary to have a funny comeback. i think i might just go with, "who invited you anyway? go home."

 

[hucksplat]

"you're just jealous you weren't invited in"?