PANDA bears, When I was 4 my mom asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said ' I wanna be a Panda Bear' 2 years ago we had a bambo tree in our yard and i ate bambo, true story
Matt
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2 weeks ago I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious
My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog
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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks