Whats your favorite pokemon, and why?

[yeahno]

I've been watching an unhealthy amount of pokemon on demand recently, and i've decided that charmander is the best pokemon in all of the world. And i've decided brock is extremely asian.

Charmander is the coolest pokemon because he's an adorable little piece of shit. His tail fire is badass, not to mention he shoots fire out of his mouth, like a dragon. He says the dumbest shit like: "Char-char", and to those who have seen the epidose where the gang saves charmander from his dick trainer, you would know its a loyal, badass pokemon.

Plus he evolves into super kick-ass shit like charmeleoon and charizard

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[.spaghetticat.]

this thread is dildos

 

[yeahno]

cmon, youre 12, you have to like pokemon!

 

[.spaghetticat.]

13.

thank you very much

 

[yeahno]

post pic of pokemon, get e-cookie. CMON

 

[.Hugo.]

Hitmonchan and Scyther wee always my favorites

 

[gyarados]

gyarados, for obvious reasons

 

[TechnoPotamus]

diglett because it rhymes with niglet

 

[yeahno]

yes,

 

[Malcolm]

My favourites always been gyarados. He's a badass mofo

 

[yeahno]

my only problem with him is that he evolves from that dumbass magikarp

 

[Malcolm]

And I also bought that guys magikarp in the game for 500 haha

 

[yeahno]

a few things.

1. theres now a pokemon ad at top of screen (fuckyea)

2. does anyone recall teh episode where james bought that dumbass magikarp on the boat, then it saved them, then it turned into a gyrados, called its gyrados friends and fucked the shit out of team rocket?

 

[Poikenz]

That's stupid why not just get yourself a super rod and catch one for free?

 

[shrEddie]

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[yeahno]

 

[BrewskiJr]

 

[corona]

 

[yeahno]

oh to whoever said squirtle!

 

[maximiliaan]

ditto, i will show him an picture of an vajajay , he transforms in one and i will have vajajay all day err day

 

[SkiThe603]

^^^^^Charmander is a beast

 

[yuck]

rumor has it cubone is a deserte baby kangaskhan wearing a charizard skull on its head

cubone was always my favourite

 

[B-runge]

its his mothers skull^

 

[DUKES]

jynx cause she had rockin boobs

 

[yeahno]

:O

 

[penguin_steeze]

MAGIKARP cause its a worthless piece of shit

 

[207]

Ditto, he can copy other fucking pokemon can that shit get even more badass

 

[m.brus]

Gyardos, haunter, and charizard make a fun team

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

How ironc, I'm playing pokemon right nurrr, and training my dragonite

 

[Mr.Luke]

Squirtle. Nuff said

 

[Colin@injured]

new favorite pokemon.

 

[[evan]]

I watch them here, but I stopped after the Master Quest.

 

[yeahno]

that episode was so fucking awesome. have you seen it? where ash's cre goes to that dope lighthouse, and the guy in the costume is all like ive beeen studying this mofo for my life. THEN IT APPEARS (dragonite) and team rocket has to be an asshole, and shoots it with rocket launchers. like 5 times. then the dragonite lights up team rocket and fucks up the lighthouse. and it sings

i love pokemon

 

[Stose]

You would fuck a pokemon? classy

 

[theDARKERparker]

exactly

 

[[evan]]

Well all time favorite is Tyranitar, but statistically speaking Salamance is the most powerful non-uber dragon type. My favorite team to use is T-Dog, Dragonite, and either Charizard or Gyrados.

 

[AWALLRUS.]

MY FAVOURITE IS PROBABLY EGG. BECAUSE IT'S AN EGG, AND ITS NOT FUCKING STUPID LIKE EVERY OTHER POKEMON.

 

[yeahno]

togapi is pretty much an egg

stop with the caps, no one likes that

 

[max...]

/static/images/flash_video_placeholder.pngmy favorite pokemon was always farfetch'd

i don't really know why though

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

ummm...let me think...YES!. Fucking love that episode. Imagine catching that dragonite. It would never lose a battle. It was soooo huge.

 

[yeahno]

not as good as the one with charmander

 

[TheHundreds]

Lowered everyone karma if they posted in the thread... mines to low to lower anymore so... scuba steve.

 

[maximiliaan]

?

 

[yeahno]

cool...

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

That one made me sad. I like the one where they are in the trick house and ash finally beats the gym on his first try (kind of)

 

[BigJew]

 

[[evan]]

Wow, way to pick the gayest fucking pokemon guys.

my fucking tyranitar will take a big poke-piss in all your guys' butts.

 

[soulskier]

well, back in the day it was misingo

 

[ryantheconnolly]

vaporeon because hes just such a badass

 

[yeahno]

yeahh the charmander is too damn loyal made mee real sadd