Whats YOUR favorite free condiment meal in the lodge?

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nipe

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So i know its not just me that likes to make full course meals out of the condiments in the lodge and not pay $10 for a flimsy burger.

Heres my favorite way of eating cheap. I bring some Ramen, stuff it into a cup, fill it with free hot water, add some butter and some spicy mustard, and theres my lunch.

Anyone else?
 
i do the ramon in the cup to...so easy and not a bad meal..i personally like the honey mustard...mmmmhmmm
 
i paid 13 bucks for two gatorades and some mozarella sticks...what a rip...now i usually burger king
 
i like the free pickles, and mustard packets. 1 pak mustard = 1 banana in potassium content.
 
ever tried ketchup in hot water, or the ski bum's tomato soup as some like to call it? add a creamer or two if you like then salt and pepper to help with the nasty, cheap taste. aahh, fuck that. snag a cougar and live it up with pizza and beer on her tab.
 
yeah, just fix yourself a sandwich or something before you head to the hill and load it up with all the free condiments at the lodge.. and snatch all the leftover fries you can find!
 
At a basin, they have all the condiments for burgers and such in a little bar, so I took a plate from the cafeteria, went to the burger bar thing, got some lettuce, tomatoes, ohter stuff, saltines for a salad(you can even get packets of salad dressing in the salad display of the cafeteria). Then You can get saltines and put ketchup on them, and thats good too.
 
I either just take it because at hood its really easy to do that, or I buy a bacon cheeseburger and eat it til theres like 2 bites left and come up and say there was no bacon and get another. Then i get two burgers for 8 dollars so it isnt that bad haha
 
"hey dude, I'm starving, we've been riding hard since 8:30 am, wanna get some food?" "Ya dude, but I'm a trendwhore moron, and just spent another $800 on new outerwear, even though I got new outerwear last year, and I spent a couple hundred on weed and booze last week, so I guess I'll just watch you eat pizza and drink gatorade while I eat ketchup soup and crackers" "Shit dude, that sucks, I like food".

One day, you idiots will learn to prioritize things like food.
 
most of the time trash cans provide nourishment, if you think about it its not that nasty, most of that food has only been in there a few minutes, how bad could it be?
 
cup filled with 1/2 with nacho cheese 1/2 with shreded chedder chese, with some mushed up crackers in it. then mustard and cracker sandwhiches are legit to. but nacho cheese costs 50 cents quick
 
just wait an extra 2 hours then go to the cafeteria and ask the fat lady if you can have the food there going to throw out cause somebody stole your bag with money and food. the fat ones always understand
 
bachelor almost always has free nature vally gronaola bars and saltines.... but i do the ramen in the cup, they charge a a quarter for a stupid cup.
 
you can curb hunger with sugar... sugar and water for the extreme poor person... personally I make a tunafish sandwich or bring pb&j... something high in protein, keep those muscles feeling good. a loaf of bread and a jar of pb&j will go a loooong way in the form of feeding a group of people and you can get all that for what... 5-6 bucks?
 
i hate spending money on food. thats seems to be where my money all goes too. that and gas. FUCK gas man its 2.75 here GOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
its all about stuffing as many pb&j's into ur jacket pockets (in ziplock bags, of course) as possible... or at least as many as u can without looking ridiculous
 
saltines, specifically house recipe, with BBQ sauce. delicious, and hot water with ice so its free. ocassianally the saltine nazi denyes us ofthese saltines. which is poop
 
those are so good and tasty, but i took too many one time and had a wicked stomach ache. i think i drank like 8 or 9 in only a couple minutes
 
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