What's your best pickup line?

[Z-Juice]

not a pick up line, just a clever pun

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

that make girls wanna suk mah dik

 

[MADDECENT]

Do you work at Pizza Hut? Cause you just gave me a boner.

 

[Lax_Bro40]

actually* for starters. And no you didnt your a lying sack of dog shit.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

Do you work at subway, caus u just gave me a FOOTLONG! ahahahahaa get it cuz subway liek sellz footlong subzzzz

 

[Simon.k]

look at the first page bro...

 

[Steezyiott]

YES! +k for you good sir

"i fucking hate snow, its the worst invention since Nazi's...and i dont like Nazi's"

 

[Juice.Doctor]

Hey,

I'm hard

 

[EmperorKuzco]

Dammit

 

[dispatchQ_main]

You're beautiful, works everytime. Just have to pick the girls who don't have an unreasonably high self esteem.

 

[LDV]

I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you.

 

[.tenderman]

get on yo knees bitch

 

[250r]

"have you ever tried mdma before?"

haha god...so bad but so true

 

[Darth.Maul]

Put lots of skittles in your mouth and go up to a girl and say, "Hey baby wanna taste the rainbow?"

 

[Zimmerman]

http://www.dirtypickups.com/

 

[BlackieChan]

Hahahah Jamal Smith!

 

[ABdrummer]

http://sharetherainbows.com/

 

[ABdrummer]

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat. Usually works

 

[B-WASS]

well if it works on your cousin it will work for anyone..

 

[LeadThug420]

Looking at you chronoboosts my extended thermal lance.

I hope somebody understands that.

 

[kamron_708]

My dick died, can i bury it in your ass. If that doesnt work, it turns into: suck my dick now

 

[nolaan]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

 

[mnfreeskier]

hahahahahaha +k

 

[BenWhit]

are you a pokemon? cause i wanna peek-at-chu

 

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[egg.]

girl is there a mirror inbetween your legs cause i can totally see my self in them.

 

[hokkanee]

Me: do you know karate?Her: uh, no

Me: Good

 

[Dlud]

I don't know why it says ruffies on it. Its just crystal light

 

[Poikenz]

I like to think outside the box but I would rather be in yours. It needs to be strategically placed in a conversation for it to work but when it works, it works.

 

[250r]

do you even know what a roofy is?

 

[Utard]

Hi, I'm Andy. Seriously that shit works way better than any bogus 'line' out there.

 

[gus555]

hey do you kniw what they call girls that can run faster than me? virgins.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

oh hey, im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet.

 

[emilyiscool]

hey girl how bout we play army, time to get down on our knees and blow the shit out of eachother.

 

[[evan]]

FUUUUUUUUUUU this is my line.

I usually switch it up and go with the classic. "Nice ankles wanna fuck?"

commas? nah fuck that

 

[Parrish]

This got me.

LOL'D SO HARD

 

[awelton]

so good!

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

your 12. i doubt you van even cum yet have fun bustin' blanks in your girls mouth haha wuv you

 

[Sam.Carson]

hey does this napkin smell like chloroform... just kidding. Hi my name is "425McNasty"

 

[Poikenz]

Well since you went with that route maybe you should try out the ever popular "don't let this rape turn into a murder".

 

[caliskigirl]

Yes

 

[Dirtyyy]

I just show her my NSers username

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

me: Do you know what the word of the day is? her: no...me: well its legs, so why don't we go back to my place and help spread the word.

 

[Departmentsaur]

If I asked if you wanted to fuck me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer tho this one?

 

[esotericjive]

I'm gay, will you sleep with me?

Works surprisingly well on chicks, never really wanted to try it with a dude...

 

[hockeyplayer]

this thread = win

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

I got the F-C-K. All I need is U.

 

[.R-Lohin]

I dont use pick up lines thats so cheesy. Its called skill

 

[Chubz.]

LOL!

Mine: Wanna taste my gag-pole?

 

[snowflexzone]

just tell them you write soulful indie musicbitches love soulful musicians /claim

 

[Doug.]

I just say my name.. And there down.

who needs pick up lines

/end drunken posting on NS