Whats wrong with my balls....

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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K today i hiked the pipe all day and near the end my balls were like aching...like actually aching from the inside out and they still hurt...i didnt even fall on them or anything....is just because they were bangin around all day walking up the pipe or what?

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well... if they really hurt in the morning. see a doctor, you may have twisted the ligaments that hold your one of your 'boys'. it happens sometimes to people that do sports like running or hockey.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
isnt there some sort of ..... i dont know, 'sexual' forum where you boys can discuss these things? it really doesnt make you seem all that attractive..

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
i suppose...

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

'If I wanted to date a girl, I'd date...' -Cryss
 
dude is it like a stinging pain or like a bulging pain- kinda like a punding headache?

subtle part of the ott crew
 
you could've bruised them and not noticed.

fucked a chick lately? Sometimes after a rough one with my girl my balls ache cuz they've been slapping against her for like an hour.

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FROSTMONKEY

 
trying icing the boyus and see how it works. my brother recently slipped on an ice patch and when he fell he fell on a pole and slammed his nuts real bad, and icing helped

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
yeah ive had that pain before after goin off a kicker skateboarding a buncha times, it just gets that was cause when you land your balls go down and stop with a lotta force, when mine were hurtin like that the next day they were fine and nothin is wrong with them now

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i got a wicked case of 'black sack' from airwalking a 6 set over a rail. my tail didnt clear the rail and i let go of the board. it landed straight up and down, at the same time my sack connected real hard with the nose. my whole bag was black/purple for about 3 weeks.

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
either ur balls are dropping, or u need a cup or some kind of support for the little guys

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i think this is pretty common if you ski with boxers. Boxer briefs should provide enough support.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
what are you a bunch of virgin ass bitches? Does no one else get ball slap????

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What's the legal drinking age in Nunavit? Or do they only serve gas?

FROSTMONKEY

 
I've gotten ball slap from cross country. Watch out if anyone decides to ice em, you dont want to freeze dry anything in there. and for gods sake, dont try to wack off when they're under ice.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

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I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is

not what I meant.'

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when i used to play hockey, my nuts would ache for days afterwords. it kinda felt like a headache, but it always went away

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Tell your girlfriend that you went to a doctor and he said it's very serious. He said they need to be gently rubbed and sucked. 'It could be life and death baby, can you help me?'

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::Viva La Ressistance::
 
Yeah... usually that kinda ache goes away in a couple days... but if it doesn't don't be shy about going to a doctor... or else you could end up as impotent as a 90 year old man.

-And to missy, obviously this kind of stuff is serious... hence how nobody made fun of him... and if you don't wan to read it, try not clicking on a thread called 'MY BALLS ACHE'

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
or 'whats wronf with my balls' or whatever, i got a bad short term memory so sue me.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
haha teneightyski, if you want your balls sucked use that one

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You poor bastard, did you fix em yet?

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dude i had one of these like a week ago.....i dunno waht it was but when i woke up in the mornin only one of my nuts hurt.....sucked....but i jsut skied it off. after two days of skiing it felt normal again, and i actually attempted a lot of new things in those two days.....so maybe it was jsut pain from my balls enlarging....who knows.....

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i didnt read anyones repsonse, but just take hit rest it gently on like a log, or maybe on ur desk, get a hammer and slam it until it feels good, if it explodes in ur face, then u need a doctor...

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
Haha yeti... yea for real, I've never suffered myself from ballslap, but the girl I'm seeing the other night asked me if the night previous had been a little rough. So I was like yea at points, and then she was like ok cause the inside of my thighs are bruised. So my ballslap did damage!

 
wear briefs, its like a sports bra for your balls.

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'your mom has a nasty gouge.'
 
hey if ur a gurl and u dont like hearin about balls then dont click on the thread

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damn man that sucks, i dont think ive ever had that feeling before, if i were you just let them rest, and maybe put some ice on them, see if that works

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
isnt there something like blue balls when u get turn...w/e

u probebly upset it somehow...or ur fucked up down there. if the pain doesnt go away go to a doctor. the worst thing that will happen is u will loose ur balls...no biggy
 
^testicular tortion. basically your vasdeferens have tied them selves in a knot. this is actually quite a common sport related injury, see your doctor pronto.
 
whaat? you guys have never heard of a yo-yo? your balls probably hurt because you were landing a little flat in the pipe towards the bottom. when you jump off something high and land flat your balls sting because of the momentum. they are going down but you are stopping.
 
I was scaning threw this thread wondering why it was all of the oldtimer regulars posts looked so familiar, then I realized it was from 2002.
 
something like that happened to me once, like my balls hurt so bad for no reason...i didnt even do anything...but they were fine the next day

id say just try and wait it out
 
i didnt know ns was for checking out hawt guys...go to myspace buttslutt

and yes i know that was 2 years ago but still my opinion stands
 
my bf bruised the inside of my thighs, but not with his balls. was his hip bones cause of the way we were laying...

quite painful to go horseriding and have to do a crosscountry and jumps course the next day. made the bruises quite a bit worse.
 
go so a doc man my cousin had this thing his balls got twisted up hurt like kicked there aparently lucky for him they straightened out but if they hadn't think of the broken smoke but always (gear no work)
 
well how big were you going in the pipe? i mean if you were doing huge stuff you gotta have big balls to do it right, so maybe you were going a little too big
 
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