Whats wrong with cereal

LittleRaisin · Dec 12, 2007

you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots

I mean that is just some FUCKED UP SHIT

the Trix rabbit, for example

I dunno man... if I were him I'd be fucking KILLING some kids

I remember a commercial where the fuckin rabbit WENT INTO A FUCKIN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN FUCKIN MONEY.

fuckin kids came outta NOWHERE and basically fuckin mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit

"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"

Fuckin rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.

FUCK NO that wouldn't fly with me

I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those fuckin bitches

and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.

and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a fuckin kid?

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think

"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"

NO.

I'd be thinking

"that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"

another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"

last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast

they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a fuckin grapefruit... who the FUCK eats a breakfast that big

not me

I don't even EAT breakfast nomore

I mean, I eat when I get up

but the whole thought "BREAKFAST IS ONLY SERVED UNTIL SUCH AND SUCH TIME"

bitch, you make my fucking sausage and egg sandwich when I pay you the fucking money

don't give me that shit.

Back to stupid cereal mascots...

Lucky Charms.

FUCKING LUCKY CHARMS

Lucky can turn the fucking MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of fucking 6 year olds?!?!?

C'mon now, Lucky.

I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the fucking kids up" spell SOMEWHERE

or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.

"They're after me Lucky Charms!"

....

KILL THEM, BITCH!

I dunno why I went off on this rant here

it's just always bothered me."

ThaLetterM. · Dec 12, 2007

PREACH!

DeSena · Dec 12, 2007

thats a lot of words

Runnie_D · Dec 12, 2007

How come trix changed from having cereal with shapes into just plain old boring balls it seems like it should be the other way around.

Meh42 · Dec 12, 2007

The elves that make all those kinds of sweet goodies went on strike.

skijunkiedtm · Dec 12, 2007

thank you so much for that

snwbrdmilf · Dec 12, 2007

That's intense.

LittleRaisin · Dec 12, 2007

sorry that its not formatted correctly opera doesnt work with the message thing.

CJHski · Dec 12, 2007

haha, that is pretty fucking funny

Bepo · Dec 13, 2007

haha, i loled

connoroh · Dec 13, 2007

best part.

I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think

"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"

NO.

I'd be thinking

"that's a 6 foot fuckin RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the FUCK was I just smoking?"

IcePointa · Dec 13, 2007

ROLF

If I was a 6-foot rabbit who wanted trix and was denied by little bastards, I'd use my MASSIVE $*%$ING CLAWS to disembowel those kids right after they eat breakfast and get al the cereal out of their stomachs for myself.

KravtZ · Dec 13, 2007

HAHA...well said

duckets. · Dec 13, 2007

This thread on top of having a snowday today have made my week

jimmychung · Dec 13, 2007

CAN I GET AN AMEN?!?!?!?

I_Am_Mod · Dec 13, 2007

amen! by god himself

slaydave · Dec 13, 2007

hahaha ive been thinking those same things for a long time but just couldnt put it into such elegant words...

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stevie. · Dec 13, 2007

I I agree, the Lucky Charms man should turn kids into marshmellows. That'd show the little bastards! Perhaps the Trix Bunny and the leprauchan should work together against the greedy children... just a thought

T.L. · Dec 13, 2007

changing to balls was the biggest mistake ever. its so plain now.

doublexl · Dec 13, 2007

haha that was awesome!

Runnie_D · Dec 13, 2007

For show

TheMoostafian · Dec 13, 2007

hahahahaahahahahahahahahhaha

that was one of the best NS posts ever

but alot of that i do agree with

and yah the trix changing into like ball things pissed me off too.......they arent as fun to eat anymore

jimmychung · Dec 13, 2007

yeah are the trix balls permanent? i sure hope not, i was hoping it was just a temporary fuckup.

Mr_Bojangles · Dec 13, 2007

That was spoken straight from the heart.

-Kieran- · Dec 13, 2007

um pee in her cereal.....haha this thread reminded me of that

.Kellen. · Jan 2, 2008

little cereal !!!!!!

charmander · Jan 2, 2008

hahahahahaha

anxju · Jan 2, 2008

hahah make them get you the rest of a complete breakfast

cmeriptahoe · Jan 2, 2008

this is THE best rant ive read in many a day. thank you.

Silence · Jan 2, 2008

you cereal?

scientist · Jan 2, 2008

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Im tired, but i laughed the entire time i read.

9o2mdkNamzz1_1 · Jan 2, 2008

Hahaha QUALITY RANT!!

solitaryman · Jan 2, 2008

thread of the year....look at his avvy.

ryanwar6 · Jan 2, 2008

glad to hear that some people agree. trix doesn't even taste the same now. the shapes added a unique texture to each piece, now it is just a bunch of balls

BMB · Jan 2, 2008

SO TRUE

Tom. · Jan 2, 2008

I lul'd.

wev-skis · Jan 2, 2008

ahaha thats hilarious

i like the capitalized words cause it seems to give it more feeling.

Bloom. · Jan 28, 2008

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hurrisun · Jan 28, 2008

fruit loops are the best thing in the world

Aenigma · Jan 28, 2008

Oh, ye with little faith. The Trix rabbit isn't totally whipped by the little shitheads!

ajax · Jan 28, 2008

that is HILARIOUS!!

Clebo1 · Jan 28, 2008

hahaa

that sounded like its been bottled up inside you for al ong time.

agreed tho. the fukin greedy kids and the rabbit doesnt do shit about it.

tommihq · Jan 28, 2008

umm... how high were you while writing that? some funny shit

unchyll · Jan 28, 2008

I heard cap'n crunch was actualy involved in a rape scandal

GnarBurger · Jan 28, 2008

ik its so gay. why the fuck cant the fuckign rabbit just eat the MOTHER FUCKING CEREAL? its so gay. goddamn kids, have some compassion

pommes_vertes. · Jan 28, 2008

I heard that swearing a lot makes you cooler. Completely illegible, but cooler.

JFerg · Jan 28, 2008

You fucking guy. This is stolen material, and I'm suprised no one above me has noticed. I've seen this on about 5 different internet sites. At least post the link you got it from or write the authors name, don't claim really good material as your own. Fucking guy.

ryano · Jan 28, 2008

i laughed till i saw this.

its funny. but dont claim it

.makuma. · Jan 28, 2008

i was gonna say, why would you take the time to rant about this meaningless shit..and dont be a claimer

Ronix · Jan 29, 2008

hahahaha

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