What's worse than a snowblader?

Not worse than a snowblader, but sick!

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Bah! We have Wednesday skiboard night. From about 7-9 we all throw on the rental shops skiboards and tear it up. It is some mad fun.
 
Holy fuck! That 3 was sooo dope. I don't think thats gay at all. I've actually seen one before too...he wasn't that badass though.
 
tall snowblader with pants that are to short and they fall every 20 feet probably pretty hefftyy and sit around in the park
 
someone who is not classified as a snowblader and is worse than the group of classified snowbladers in the right topical context of the sitation... in other words - ????
 
no the worst is an asian snowblader in jeans that are stuffed into his ski boots in a bright pink jacket on a -20 day
 
i was thinking a snowblader with a snowblade up his ass... that'd be pretty gay.

But i guess poles do amount to enough gayness with a snowblader...
 
a snow blader with jeans or tight pants tucked into thier huge rental boots with getto rental poles and a big helmet with tiny sunglassese
 
Although a short lived relic of the 90's the SKI SKATE is by far the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Basically they were ski boots with p-tex soles that you would "ski" down the hill on until you reached a screaming 10mph on, at which time your toe would dig in and you would face plant like a built in speed check, get up and repeat until you reached the bottom. Anyone else recall these? I can't even find an image of them.
 
how about this.... a snowblader, that races, has the shin gaurds on, and wears those little stupid goggles no bigger than sunglasses.

oops i forgot, huge ass poles and bashers on them
 
how about this, ski boards are fucking sick, and ur all a bunch of pussies.

lets review

Beyowolf: been doing it on my boards for years, fucking pussies

u guys talk about how hard it is landing switch in pow on 185? try 80s fucking pussies

 
i swear saw this sit.

snowblader with jeans and hoodietucked in with a biking helmet, and neon green gloves. i fucking lost it. i was laguhing so hard
 
What's worse than a snowblader...?

Well golly this isnt hard at all...

What's worse than a snowblader? A SKIER WITH NO POLES!!!

Skiers without poles just want to be snowbladers, they just havent come out of the closet yet.
 
I personally think that is awsome. I wish me and all my friends had matching outfits of shiny silver asian material.
 
Well we all know Jimmy skis without poles.

It's ok Jimmy, we support your right to be free.

Be Free Jimmy, Be Free!!!
 
yeah i saw someone on those maybe like 6 years ago, not quite the 90s haha i just remember i was like what the hell is that guy on?? i was in like grade 7 and i still thought it was weird
 
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