ive got a damn good story for u all...
workn at ski market, we make fun of kids who think they are 'freestyle' we always ask the skinny indian kid with glasses if he is freestyle, and how can they say no? so we make a game out of selling bandanas. one day some badass kids walk in, and they were lookn at all the hats in the clearance rack, while me and Jordan were talking about freestyle stuff. so i yell out to the group of kids 'Hey! whats up dude. are you guys freestyle?' they give me this puzzled look. so i repeat 'u guys freestyle or what?' they they are like 'yeah'. so im like, every crew needs their bandana. so they walk over and i show em to some bandanas. all the kids start picking colors, and ive got this huge smile on my face. so i say 'yo, you guys gotta pick one color for your whole freestyle crew.' and they are like 'i want black', and 'i want purple' so i take out the best bandana of all. the term we use for this bandana is the 'Hot Sauce' bandana. it has sick graphics with hot sauce bottles and chili peppers. the kids are a little iffy at first, but i convince them it is totally freestyle. (Jordan was laughing very hard, and i was doin pretty good at keepn a straight face, one of those things u had to be there) and so this one kids like 'that fiesta bandana is pretty nice' so i said 'dude its the hot sauce bandana' and so i make the sale and sell 6 bandanas at $1.99 a piece. then this other group of 6 littler kids was there and saw my sale, so they were already sold, and wanted the hot sauce, but i sed 'no dude, thats hot sauce crew only' and i sold em all various colored bandanas. one of the kids put the fuckn thing on his head. i couldnt stop laughing cuz i held it in too long. 12 bandanas sold that day, i was hero. man i love my job.
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