The board was $399 if I recall correctly (pretty sure it has actually been $399 until this year. It's now $350 and the Harley, LTD Watson/Shane, and hybrid boards are now more expensive), and the Watson LTD boots have always been $429. Not exactly what you're trying to prove, but you're wrong anyway...
Also, we don't have locking racks. We dock our boats at a private yacht club that's members only and know pretty much everyone who belongs there. I had never even seen the kid before, so I just assumed he was some other dipshit kid's friend who was visiting or something. Thanks for the tip, though, kemosabe. I'll be sure to keep it in mind next summer...