My ass virginity.
I have no clue how it happened, I was like really drunk and I went home with this kinky hot girl.
In her room she had the weirdest of things, like swings and handcuffs.
We had like some properly good sex two times in a row (Viagra > I can't get boners when I'm drunk.)
She then handcuffed me to the bed, then put on a huge black strap-on and just fucking raped me.
It hurt like a bitch but at the same time it felt quite nice.
Oh and I once lost my wallet with 4500 Swiss Francs in them. At a bar in Amsterdam, the guy was caught when he tried to exchange that amount to euros.