You have never seen bad till you have skied in Ohio,  Alpine Valley is horrible, then Brandy Wine and that other place with like 200 ft of vertical
Estctst101 got the last one .  Here is a new riddle:
From house to house he goes,
A messenger small and slight.
And whether it rains or snows,
He sleeps outside at night.
What am I?
 'I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..' - Uncle Pete